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@chasingmlady
Day 402
Today I was textually assaulted again by that most despicable of human beings, twalotspakl22. I feel that perhaps I have am being doled out some karmic retribution for some forgotten transgression of mine. Perhaps with some discussion with Terrance, I shall be able to solve this most puzzling of problems.
My schooling continues unabated, and I feel that by the end of this semester I will have increased my enlightenment tenfold.
Day 401
After a most fulfilling day of classes today, I have come to the realization that perhaps schooling may not be the greatest path to enlightenment. Indeed, the great Buddha did waste away for 40 days in isolation to receive his enlightenment. As a result, I believe I will begin on my own research outside of what is required for class, in an attempt to increase my enlightenment at a more quickened pace than what would be provided by this most esteemed institution.
Day 400
Though I only recently became active once more on this most euphoric of micro-blogging websites, I decided that some celebration of the 400th day of this blog’s existence was in order. I teleconferenced with dearest Mommy and Terrance in order to enjoy some quality My Little Pony watching. I also engaged in some political discourse with some strangers on IRC, which was a most rewarding experience. I feel as though these sorts of activities increase my enlightenment tenfold upon each iteration.
As well, twalotspakl22 resumed the harassment of myself online today, forcing me to abandon my efforts to plan a teleconferenced Magic tournament in Hartsville from my residence here in Waterloo. I can only hope that with time, she will leave me alone to my quest for enlightenment.
Day 399
Whilst posting upon my local bulletin board regarding the act of subletting my previous room, as I am no longer paying a portion of my allowance to Mommy for rent, an old acquaintance of mine posting by the username Twalotspakl22 messaged me mere seconds after my initial posting, demanding in a seemingly angered tone as to why I was no longer residing in Hartsville, South Carolina, although emotions, unlike my education, is not my forte.
It would appear as though the introductory computer science courses that are mandated at this institution do not utilize the most esteemed and excellent programming languages written by the gods, such as C++ or Fortran. It could possibly be remedied if they taught the proper language Scheme rather than bloatware DrRacket, or even the parent language Lisp. Alas, I shall excel at the simple tasks presented unto me with grace and elegance to prove my worth to the university, and potentially secure a graduate position.
Day 398
After what was a most prolonged and unexplained absence, I have opted to return to regular informings of my enlightened followers :-^)
Over the past 6 months, I accepted an offer for school on full scholarship in Canada. I moved to that most northerly and desolate location at the start of what is called “Spring term” here.
After much in the journey towards enlightenment, I opted to accept the alternative offer from the esteemed University of Waterloo, and am now enrolled in the Geomatics program, in which I will train in the arcane art of GIS and other related fields. I feel that the study of applied geography will afford me the most in the way of enlightenment, as the spatial trends of peoples is truly one of the greatest ways to understand humanity.
As for the reactions of my peers at Coker, I feel that those wounds and damages I have done by my relocation shall heal over time, and perhaps, given sufficient time, or vocal interest, I may share those stories with you, my loyal readers.
Are you a troll or is this blog for real?
Dear good gentlesir, dost thou believe that ones such impeccable blog would be satire? I take this to be of highest offence and I do request you gain greater wisdom to be able to truly appreciate wisdom and euphoria such as that provided on my most enlightened blog, hosted through such an amiable microblogging platform. :-^)
Dear Chasingmlady my grandfather and grandmother have both passed away within weeks of eachother i've tried watching all the episodes of my little pony which is my favorite show to cheer me up but to no avail can you help me
Dear Anon,
Thank you for the touching message :-^). I feel as though your best course of action would be to further your enlightenment by delving into the great works of Homer, as well as listening to esteemed music by such amiable composers such as Haydn and Mozart. Perhaps you shall be able to deter your mind from these recent issues by amassing euphoria :-^). I hope things go well for you soon Anonymous :-^).
Day 274
I feel as though through my lack of contact with the outside world my wisdom and intellect has amassed such great volumes that true euphoria may be at arms reach soon :-^). As such, I have chosen to observe rather than interact, limiting my sessions on the Internet to be only once a week :-^). However, I have risen from my den of solitude as I have discovered a most peculiar message in my inbox that, with the aid of my enlightenment, shall send the anonymous user on a path of most excellent fortune. As such, I feel as though I should share some more of my euphoria with my fellow readers.
Recently, Paul visited the University of Waterloo to visit his new girlfriend that he has acquired as of late on a business trip, as well as to drop in on a Magic: The Gathering event that the fine institution was running that weekend. Being the kind gentlesir that Paul is, he had informed me of the fact that the event was also an unveiling of a most auspicious new line of Magic card decks - Fate Reforged. While I did request a Red-Black deck, Paul was only able to acquire a Red-Blue deck. Whilst some may have found this to be a most audacious and terrible choice, I feel as though the combination is most excellent. It shall also add to my current collection of Blue cards, for I feel as though my defensive gameplay is quite lacking and could use an aid such as this new installment :-^).
Day 260
Today I have opted to engage in the most unusual form of social interaction, that of the social gathering commonly referred to as a party. I have engaged the use of a friend's cellular telecommunications device for the purpose of testing the feasibility of utilizing such a device for my own personal uses, and the potential replacement of my aging Nokia. It is amid concerns over the possibility of being required in the future to have at least a passing familiarity with these more advanced devices, as well as a concern for a potential future need of extremely portable computing power that I have opted to consider this potential upgrade. Thus far, it has seemed as if I might benefit from acquiring a mid-range smartphone, or perhaps a tablet for my personal and potential business use, however further testing must be undertaken in order to truly understand the pros and cons of such an upgrade.
Day 255
I have not been actively posting memorabilia as for the fact that Homer's greatness and euphoria should not be compromised by interaction with people nor electronic mediums. With this newfound solitude, I feel as though my enlightenment has been increased tenfold, and I hope that I too shall become a great philosopher and poet such as Homer, as my intellect is matched by few :-^). It is with much sadness that I must break this solitude, for The Quick Stop, the institution of which I provide labor for requests my assistance in return for monetary gain :-^).
I have received all of my grades back from Coker now, and I have succeeded in gaining high marks in all of my courses that were graced by my wit and elegance, for they, in turn, graced me with pure euphoria and excellency. :-^). I feel as though this release of information shall greatly enhance my probability of gaining entrance to the University of Waterloo :-^).
Day 251
I feel as though celebrating the new year is quite a pointless tradition, for it is nothing more than an arbitrary value changing - I have yet to see anyone celebrate with such jubilance when the lunar calendar is renewed. As such, I shall spend the evening studying the great works of Homer and understanding the deeper sub contextual plots, which will surely aid my journey towards enlightenment.
Day 250
After much deliberation, I have determined that members of the so-called fairer sex are no longer worthy of my devotion, and have deemed my future worthy only of time spent in platonic relationships and self-actualisation. I feel that by following the true path to enlightenment, as Buddha did, by spending much time alone, I shall truly become enlightened as no person has before.
Upon informing Terrance of this decision, he felt that it was a most irresponsible decision, stating "Dude, don't be so fucking immature and irresponsible about this fucking girl", to which I declined to reply. I hope that my conversations with that wholly unenlightened individual over the next few days shall sway his opinion.
Day 249
I played some Magic: The Gathering with Paul today and had a most enlightening discussion regarding Jessica and other members of the fairer sex. It would appear that Paul has acquired yet another girlfriend, and that he is not sharing his secrets of admirability with me. Upon learning this information, I stormed out of his abode, for he has yet to divulge his secrets with me, and a true friend would not keep such valuable information from another.
Day 248
My sincerest apologies for the lack of post yesterday, as my wireless router ceased to function yesterday and the hardware shop I am accustomed to buying replacement electronics from was not open for business, and I would prefer to avoid confrontation with ComCast via telecommunication and fix the issue at hand. I was unable to woo Jessica this previous day due to the lack of Internet connectivity to much sorrow. I attemped to send a romantic message to her via IRC once the connectivity issue was fixed, however she was not online on the usual channels. Perhaps she is experiencing the same problems I had yesterday.
Day 246
Merry Christmas to my followers who partake in these activities today, and Happy Holidays to those who do not, such as myself :-^). Mommy attempted to encourage me to interact with my so-called "family", however I feel as though I do not fully associate with them, as they act as though they are casual scum, not worthy of the manly and empowering bloodline that I am a part of.
It was suggested to the most dignified personage of myself that I might deign to "enjoy" a service at the local place of Christian worship, and that it had been a while since my previous visit, to which I responded only with a scoff, for such a suggestion was not worthy of one of my stature and spiritual intelligence.
Day 245
I have been unable to post for the past few days, as dear Mommy has forced me to clean the house in preparation for Christmas tomorrow, even though I am Atheist and do not believe in such fairy tales that this "holiday" is based upon. I find it to be ridiculous for one's beliefs to be pushed upon another by making me celebrate this non-momentous occasion in mid-December.
In other news, I have attempted to court m'lady Jessica today, to which she once again declined. I can only assume this was due to my low-grade fedora tip and nod combination, for I was not on my tipping game today. Work at the Quick Stop has also been going quite well, and I apologize for not posting about it as of late, for my colleagues lack the euphoria I possess, and previously I felt as though their lack of enlightenment would detract from this blog's content if I were to post entries regarding their activities. However, I realize that this was a mistake, for it would be depriving my followers of key details that occur in my life, causing potential tales to become riddled with uncertainties.
Day 242
My predictions last night were correct, as I have successfully been crowned the winner of yet another most auspicious and mentally grueling tournaments regarding Magic: The Gathering :-^). When I attempted to invite myself into Jessica’s home to inform her of my most excellent triumph today, she refused my entry on the grounds that she “did not care for such games”, and that I was being “immature”. I can only assume that she is playing what some refer to as ”hard to get”, and that I must impress m’lady further through wit and intellect :-^). When I informed Terrance of this recent episode, he had the audacity to suggest that Jessica truly was not interested in me at this present time. This is clearly a ruse, and being a wise man of infinite wisdom, I refused to fall for it, following my instincts instead, for what would such an unenlightened casual such as Terrance know regarding the truth of love.