WOW! I didn’t expect the turnout from all of you, thank you so much!! Please know that I do take headcanon requests now, but please be patient with me. I’ll try to get to them as quick as possible.
Anyway, here’s what make’s the vampires hot under the collar. Again, there might be bias, but this is all in good fun. Stay zesty.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Biting
marking
handholding
the scrape of nails down his back
he likes to be able to hear and see his partner while he turns them into a mess.
KISSING
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Orgasm denial (on his partner)
mirror sex
screwing in places where they shouldn’t like on his piano or at his desk
lowkey exhibitionism
THE TEASE HE IS GOOD LORD HE CAN BE MEAN
breeding
Leonardo da Vinci
deep throating
slow build up
finger sucking
breeding
use him as a glorified dildo
“Daddy”
Arthur Conan Doyle
The run of nails down his body
dirty talk
deep kisses that leave him absolutely breathless and leave him wanting more
body worship (on his partner)
oral sex when he is supposed to be working on his writing
marking
Out of everyone, he would absolutely be into being degraded
Vincent van Gogh
Slow, deep sex
hand holding, especially while he’s balls deep
sweet nothings being whispered into his ear
having them pose as he paints them in the nude
possessive, passionate sex in his workshop
light hair pulling
Theodorus van Gogh
PET PLAY
power play--like struggling who gets to be on top
hair pulling (on him)
light bondage
DIRTY TALKING
GIVE! HIM! THE! STRAP!
Dazai Osamu
Bondage OR shibari
finger sucking
oral sex (on his partner)
the thrill of being caught by someone
cockwarming
i know he’s a tease i can feel it
Isaac Newton
Voice kink
BITING
marathon fucking
overstimulation (on both him and on his partner)
marking
He has an “I love you” kink, like we know
Jean d’Arc
Lowkey religious kink
lowkey blasphemy kink
body worship (on his partner)
hand holding
lots and LOTS of kisses
creampies
William Shakespeare
choking
bondage
edging
overstimulation
begging
MF SADIST
Le Comte St. Germaine
Breeding kink
voice kink
slow build up and prolonged foreplay
marking
mirror sex
Sir kink
Sebastian
Vampires--you think this is a joke but it’s not
biting
completely giving himself to his partner and bending to their will
I had my birthday on 21. day of December. Ikerev and Ikevamp suitors congratulated me. Here are my favorites
- And finally, my ultimate favorite -
You are calling me a queen? Sir, you have won the competition. Thank you.
Sirius came through this time. You don't see me usually gushing about him (people have seen me gushing only about Leonard in my blog, but I have been secretly admiring Ray, Kyle, Arthur, Isaac and Dazai too) but damn! This man is smooth!!
I had a very nice birthday with my family. We went shopping and watched a movie. It was amazing :)
WOW I’M FLOORED!
Almost fifty followers in just a couple days?? That’s crazy guys! I’m honored you guys like what I have to say in terms of objectifying these men.
This one was asked for a few days ago on my IkeRev version of this, which is here.
Enjoy the vampire pillow talk!
More under the cut.
Napoleon Bonaparte
He doesn’t fabricate much in terms of dirty talk, but the remarks he makes -- and the way he says how good you feel in his hands with a deep, raspy voice will turn his lover into putty. He’s a greedy lover, and he wants you to want him just as much as he wants you. If anything, he gets off on hearing you moan for him. Your whimpers for him will absolutely spur him on to let himself go too.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
FILTH. DIRTY MOUTH. He looks so pristine and clean, but some of the things that leave his lips can leave you weak in the knees. If he weren’t so greedy himself, he would drag on foreplay, and watch you squirm from hearing how he wants to absolutely ruin you. But on the other side, Mozart will shower you in tender words that’ll leave your mind reeling.
Leonardo Da Vinci
Listen. If audio porn were real back in their time, Leonardo Da Vinci could rake in CASH from different audio tracks he could make with that incredible voice of his. But it’s better if it comes from the heart, and when he loses himself in the moment. I mentioned last time that he has a “Daddy kink”. Utilize it. Watch how he goes from tender to primal.
Arthur Conan Doyle
God if you look up “switch” in the sex dictionary Arthur’s picture would be there. He’s a talker, we know he is. Either his words are full of love, and yearning -- remarking how much he adores the sensation of your skin against his. Or he’s more deliberate, and raw. However... if you were to be mean to him, and call him names while you use him to your satisfaction, Arthur would be more than happy to comply.
Vincent Van Gogh
His pillow talk is so tender. Vincent is an angel, and he fucks like one. It’s not fabricated as it’s more remarks. The way he moans your name in your ear is probably enough, but when he talks about how good you feel? Does he realize that he could kill someone with such pretty words? He’s so needy... and he wants you to know that his heart belongs to you, and you only. Will you indulge him?
Theodorus Van Gogh
God he’s FILTHY TOO. He knows what he’s doing! Damn Sadist wants to watch and hear you come undone, and he WILL use his words to do it. He can be cruel. Oh, Theo can be so mean it’ll make you want to cry. But his words of love are also just as overwhelming. He wants to own you completely, so let yourself be selfish. Perhaps give him a dose of his own medicine -- who knows?
Dazai Osamu
He surprisingly has a dirty mouth as well, but he isn’t aggressive with his words. Dazai is like the cat that ate the canary. iIs words are playful. They’re light, and teasing. He likes to keep his partner on edge and draw out their pleasure as much as he possibly can. Cheeky remarks can just be remarks, but it doesn’t help when he won’t give you exactly what you want.
Isaac Newton
For someone who gets so flustered, he sure is a talkative one. He doesn’t mean to talk so much, its just that he’s overwhelmed by how much he wants to touch you and hold you. Isaac’s brain is going a million miles a minute, and every touch drives him crazy. His moans are too pretty to let him hide them, so if he tries to muffle himself, convince him otherwise.
Jean d’Arc
Not very talkative, but his words are more akin to sweet nothings whispered across your skin as he peppers kisses along your body. Praises are the only thing that leave his lips. You are light. You are salvation. You are his angel and guiding light. Jean would worship you if he was allowed to. Who needs a god when you have a lover?
William Shakespeare
Look. He can go either one of two ways. One way -- DEMON. MEAN. CRUEL. Laughs when he denies you release and you cry about it. Will wants tears running down his partner’s cheeks as they beg him to let them come already. He can be hurtful with his words as he roughly fucks his partner silly. Or another way -- his words are so loving, they’re delusional. He swears life and beauty for you and it’s... kind of hot in an unsettling way.
Le Comte St. Germaine
God this man is king of prolonged dirty talk. Like Leonardo, he could also rake in so much cash with directed masturbation audios, his voice is THAT kind of smooth. He wouldn’t even have to touch his partner -- his directions alone can make them melt like butter, and he likes to watch them do so. When making love, hushed whispers of love are uttered like prayers as he loses himself in the moment. Nothing is better than a shared moment between lovers eternal.
Sebastian
He gets off from dirty talk, and his is a lot more refined as he’s read lots of Le Comte’s private library. He’s a lot nastier than one would give him credit for, but Sebastian likes being full of surprises. Words alone can set his skin on edge. Hearing his name being whispered by his lover so wantonly can spark his own desire, sending his brain reeling. But once he starts, there’s no stopping the torrent of filthy words from descending.
