#conclave (2025)

[alicentsgf]

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

[rythyme]

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

[ohholydyke]

Maybe we’ll get to see the first American pope in history be the first pope to excommunicate the US vice president

[captainofthetidesbreath]

(x)

[runawaymarbles]

I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

[coldhands-sunkeneyes]

Let’s conclave with mama

[stillgotscars]

so the new pope is from chicago, illinois

[rylandsgrace]

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