There's condiment factions at my school now I guess.
So it started with the Mustard Mafia after lunch, slathering trees with mustard. Today, it all went wrong. They collected a thIRD OF THE SCHOOL INTO THEIR GROUP, JUST WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE.
so that's how we have the Mustard Mafia, the Mayo Mishaps, the Ketchup Cult, the Ranch Revolution, and whatever the relish people were called. The Mustard Mafia is already planning on creating an alliance with the Ranch Revolution to attack the Ketchup Cult. The relish and the Mayo Mishaps are currently just sitting there, like "excuse me what are you morons doing". Oh, did I say that the Mustard Mafia is planning on creating a civil war/revolution within themselves?
Because of this, there's the Peppa Pig squad and the Gay Group in the grade right below me, and they're making a frickin Peppa Pig bible right now.
Right now I'm the Horseradish, the one and only urban legend kinda person, there to try and keep the peace. (So basically kinda snitching on groups and telling the others their plans.)
Yeah, school's been fun.