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Robin: You need to stop giving a fuck, Stevie, it won't do you any good, ever. Just fuck your parents- don't, Munson, not one word- and-

Steve: I know but I cannot help it, Robs, I give a fuck. I give lots of fuck, actually. I'm a prostitute of feelings.

Eddie: If I may interrupt, I can show you how to be that productively-

Robin: Munson, I swear to fucking God.

Steeb with hands on he Hips

12th. Dead last?

Funny Tony Stark and Peter Parker headcanon

Tony: you're like the weirdest person I've ever met!

Peter: how am I weird Tony?

Tony: you brush your teeth literally anywhere other than in front of a wash basin

Peter: well forgive me for wanting a change of scenery

Tony: A change of scenery is not my freaked out face at 7am in my bedroom!

Peter: that was one time!...and I was the freaked out one to see you in your bed actually sleeping at 7 in the morning..

*a few days later*

Tony : PETER!!!!

Peter: mhmmhgymfummm

Steve: Why is Tony running after a rabid Peter?...it's like the dead of the night

Natasha: Peter was in the middle of brushing when he realised that Tony actually went to bed tonight..

When your boyfriend ignores your advice and decides to hit the kid.

A confused huggy Steve appeared! askstonedbrineandcfusedsteve

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