#congalala

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From the Journal of Alma, Guild Handler:

Species Name: Conga

Average Length: 9 meters for a Congalala

Classification: Primate Fanged Beast

Congas are large apes native to temperate and tropical rainforests, characterized by their brilliant pink fur complemented by green tufts atop their heads. They live in small troops of half a dozen or so, with slightly differing shades of pink in their fur dictating social status. They're more gregarious than truly social, however, foraging by themselves and relying on their numbers primarily for mutual protection against predators.

Congas are renowned for their impressive appetites and ability to eat and digest just about anything they can chew and swallow. However, they mostly feed on mushrooms, which are plentiful and diverse in their forest homes. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the diet of the average Conga leads to a gaseous byproduct in their digestive systems, which is released as flatulence--a notoriously potent flatulence, at that. This makes for a disgusting but effective defensive weapon, as even the largest predators would rather eat something that actually smells halfway decent, especially as this gas tends to linger and adhere to other creatures, to predictably nauseating effect.

Even so, a single Conga stands no real chance against a much larger foe, even with their horrible gas and sharp claws. While they may try to scare off attackers with a threat display, a threatened Conga is more likely to retreat to the relative safety of its troop leader, the much larger Congalala.

Congalalas are individuals Congas that have undergone a growth spurt through hormonal changes that are not completely understood. What is known, however, is that the Congalala announces its dominance by smoothing out the messy hair on its head into a distinctive cone using plant oils and fruit juices, signaling its desire to be the troop leader. Ambitious Congas will then compete for the position through dominance displays, feats of strength, or physical altercations, until one is victorious and becomes the leader of the troop. This doesn't really amount to much, considering Congas lack of complex social structure. a Congalala protects the troop from greater threats and marks their territory, and in exchange has exclusive mating rights.

Unsurprisingly, a Congalala is much stronger and more dangerous than the usual Conga thanks to its greater overall size, longer claws, armored stomach, and even more rancid gas--which it can expel from its mouth as well (to say nothing of their tendency to also throw dung at an intruder). Congalalas also have an even stronger digestive system, allowing them to safely consume even very toxic mushrooms and other foodstuffs. Indeed, one can often observe a Congalala carrying a favorite Toadstool or Parashroom in its prehensile tail as an emergency snack.

The highly developed digestive tract of a Congalala actually allows its to alter the chemical properties of its flatulence based on its diet--such gas can become toxic and paralytic in nature, for example... or even, in some cases, flammable and explosive. Because they often carry particular mushrooms in their tails when on the move, a Congalala will intelligently use this snack to alter its gaseous defenses when threatened, and will actively dig up a different mushroom if it needs to change tactics.

Congas and their troop leaders are not exceptionally aggressive animals, but are naturally curious and food-motivated, leading to inevitable conflict with farmers and careless explorers. Such incidents are often what incites hunts, though I have yet to meet a Hunter who is very enthusiastic about driving off or slaying a Congalala--even in victory, they are often left with a disgusting reminder of the Fanged Beast's potent defensive weapon.

Attached: a photo of an Eastlands Congalala on patrol. Note the Blue Mushroom in its tail--a convenient treat if it feels peckish!

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[yumalianinja]

We meet again Congalala! I had no idea that Congalala was in Wilds, this pink gorilla who farts was a challenge for me in MH4 Ultimate but in Wilds he was a piece of cake!

[dire-miralis]

Congalala gijinka who's a huge middle aged kickass biker chick gang boss who permanently stinks of sweat and beer and cigarettes and garlic (loves to cook 4 the crew) and she's the coolest ever you either love her or you're terrified of her beating the shit out of you no in between press post now