Feb 12, 2024
“Idd judt the, SDNRRRK, the SDNRK, sdni– hAAHH - HAAH - HAAAAH - sndiffleaAAH’TSCH’HOOOO!”
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“Idd judt the, SDNRRRK, the SDNRK, sdni– hAAHH - HAAH - HAAAAH - sndiffleaAAH’TSCH’HOOOO!”
Dapper butch with a cold, [A], enters the living room to find their wife, [B], is sitting on the couch, blowing her nose into a tissue, accompanied by a wet, bubbling sound, filling it rapidly with thick snot, When she reemerges, she groans. She sounds full of congestion. "Good bornigg, darligg," she croaks.
They sniffle, their red nose dripping just like her pink one is. She has, undeniably, caught their terrible cold. They sneezed messily all over the house and over her for days on end, and now she is miserably ill with the drippy, snotty cold they’ve given her. It's undeniable. Except, as the way of things between the two of them, she is denying it. "Good mborning," they say. "You dodn't sound good."
She drags in a wet, disgraceful snuffle, and then another. "I'b completely fide," she lies, and coughs.
A personal assistant who catches their boss's horrible cold, and drags themself into work, only to be cold that their boss has finally called out sick, so they might as well go home.
The assistant puts up no protest. “Alrighd...” they say, with a sluggish snort that absolutely fails to contain the yellowish mucus slowly sliding down from their nostrils. “I'll jusd sigd oud.” A few low coughs scatter out of their chest. The mucus thickly slides further. They groan softly, and stumble back through the office to sign out and go home.
"how can one human being be this snotty?" someone with a bad cold gets asked. maybe it's in disgust.
however it was said, before they can even think to reply, they have to gasp for air and give their red, streaming nose a fierce yet exhausted blow. the sound is extremely wet. "sbnuuurggg...." they start to answer, but then their gaze goes vacant, and they hitch. "uh... wiiih- wiiih - iiih -" they snap forward in three explosions of snot that they can't cover completely. it flies out through the sides of their tissues or handkerchief. "iihGUSHou! uuhhSHOU! UHSHUU!" after the sneezes comes another noseblow as they try to mop up the excess snot, then a series of thick, wet snorts. "...Sbnnurrrffgl! snrf. snrff. wi - wiiih- wid dif'icu'dy," they manage to get out, finally. they already have to blow their nose again. "sbnuuurrgg." their cold is so terrible. they're a helpless, snotty wreck before it.
"are you okay? you don't [look/sound] so good."
"uggh.. i dodn't feel so good, either."
“Sdnrf. Sdnrf. You shouldd't kiss mbe, it will bake you catch this.” “Honey, I gotta be honest, I think spending time in the same space as you would make anyone come down with this sooner or later.” “Thedn dond't be id the sambe, sndrf, spagce.” “Don't be ridiculous. You kept me company when I was miserable. You're not going to stop me returning the favour.” “Bud you'll get sigck.” “I don't mind.” “You should bidnd. haah…aah…aaah… EH'SSHT!” They pinched their nose tightly, containing the sneeze. “That sounded painful. You should let them out.” “Sdf! … add gedt bmy sdnotty gerbms ebberywhere?” There's some mess on their fingers, where they'd pinched their nose to stifle. “Seems like it might be too late for that, too,” says their partner.
"aHc'hoo! snf. hello. you don't look well." "you dob't soubd well." "neither do you."
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