oh kelly bee

what have you done?

[traiteurr]

The X Files + The Onion Headlines pt 2/? 

[ladyhistory]

The Captioned Adventures of George Washington - Independence Day Edition

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI |PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII | PART XIV | PART XV | PART XVI | PART XVII | PART XVIII

[ohkellybee]

I’m so tired of moving!! I’m gonna die in this next apartment

[astrologymarina]

[exeggcute]

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

[obveously-deactivated20200708]

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

[godotal]

Tiger walking through algae.

[ithelpstodream]

In Nepal they have a festival that honours dogs and thanks them for being our loyal furry friends.

[riotworkshop]

[zoomerbro]

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

[elliehawking]

[twedescafe]

Twin Peaks (1990)

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

seven (7)

seven southern black churches that have been set on fire SINCE the charleston shooting

do people just think that … this is … the rate that southern black churches generally burn down at all the time … ?

[southernthread-deactivated20150]

When your kitten crawls into your terrarium and squashes all your plants…

[oatmeal]

America explained to non-Americans.  Read the full thing here. 

[cubebreaker]

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

[thebestoftumbling]

[ohkellybee]

Sexuality: Very Unusual

So I took the Kinsey test because I was curious where I sat on the scale. I was guessing a 1 or 2 (Predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual) because it sounds like the experiences and feelings I’ve had. I’ve never felt “yes, I am bi” but I also never felt “yes, I am straight.” 

My result: “The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person.”

Kelly’s sexuality: Very Unusual

[athyriumotophorum-deactivated20]

[love-personal]