"Have you noticed, uh, that in the last 3,000 years, we haven't changed the design of the circle? Here at testla, our engineers our at work redesigning the future of platonic solids. We asked ourselves, 'what are the properties of a circle?' Well, uh. It's symmetrical. And it's round. So we're introducing the next gen of circle for the next gen of planar geometry!"
the stupidest fucking shape you've ever seen rolls up
"So, as you can see. We made it irregular. Yep. And, uh, we gave it straight edges. Pretty badass, huh? *dumbest fucking chuckle* We call it the 'Paul-we-gone.' Check it out. We made this thing bulletproof!" Shoots it with a gun. It's not even remotely bulletproof. Euclid rolls in his grave,
"You couldn't even put that thing on a fucking cone, you godamn idiot!"


















