#connie de

[furniture-fetishist]

Gonna put my gaming controller on vibrate and masturbate. Also known as spending quality time with my girl.

[hashemovitch]

I quite like Connie Soul but perhaps my only issue with her is that she's not gamer enough. Okay she gets immersed in the video games and she's affected by save points yadda yadda where is her passion. Where is the encyclopedic knowledge of every video game that's ever existed. I want a console that recommends my next purchase be some exclusive edition of Atari made specifically to advertise a toothpaste in Malaysia or something. I think she would team up with Michael Transaction to pester us into buying fortnite skins and robux. I want a console that's as strangely, obsessively passionate about video games in every iteration as Parker Bradley is about board games.

[hashemovitch]

Doug/Connie Soul cuz Doug is the FIFA-playing brand of fuckboy