Those "if you like Date Everything you'll also like x dating sim" posts are WRONG. There is nothing like this game. Date Everything is so great because it appeals to the kind of person who has spent too much time on tumblr since they were a teenager. The perfect combo of slow-burn fanfic, cheesy tumblr humour, and weird sexyman characters. Normie dating sims like Love and Deepspace don't have the same vibe. I don't just want to date hot people and spend all my money on microtransaction missions. I want to meet the strangest, weirdest mfs out there. I want to be tempted by flirty dialogue options only to get 8 lines of actual material when we fall in love. I want my loser-y quirks and tendencies to be appreciated even while my partner(s) root for me to become my best self. I want kinky sex with hot people, at least 3 of which are exactly my type at a given moment. I want hot people whose personalities deviate from the archetypes we see in most media. I want to date WEIRDOS.
