#connor friel

[novoquaid]

Ayeeeee

[patchinit]

I don't want to rewatch Popstar. But the parasites. The parrasites wan't me to rewatch Popstar.

[our-dying-thoughts]

andy :)

i have a date this friday- and it’s not w andy samberg. i’m considering calling it off.

[funkymbtifiction]

Popstar: Conner Friel [ESTP]

 UNOFFICIAL TYPING BY: anonymous

Functional Order: Se-Ti-Fe-Ni

Perceiving Functional Axis:

Extroverted Sensing (Se) / Introverted Intuition (Ni)

So what does Conner like? An endless supply of hot women, fancy cars and champagne of course! He’s essentially the embodiment of “Life is made up of good stuff”. No opportunity ever makes Conner question his ethics……it’s there so take it, that seems to be his approach to things. He is a natural performer who understands the status of the music business thoroughly and has zero problems tapping into it and exploiting it. In typical Inferior Ni fashion, he assumes that this will last forever, no need to draw a bigger picture and think long term. He is forced to re-invent himself due to the people around him telling him so, but otherwise thinks he deserves to be in the same category as Michael Jackson when it comes to legendary performers. 

Judging Functional Axis:

Introverted Thinking (Ti) / Extroverted Feeling (Fe)

Despite what seems like a low-intellect individual, Conner is quite slimy, manipulative and calculating. He will drop people like hot rocks if they are an obstacle to his career. He analyzes trends and picks up on the pulse of the public, re-adjusting himself accordingly. Public image of course, is of extreme importance to him and In this day and age if the world calls for more liberals values, then fine, he’ll do an entire song/video supporting gay rights, but he’s totally not gay y'all…..just wanna make sure you understand that. 

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

House Traits: ambition, cunning and resourcefulness

Conner WILL make it to the top, no matter what. He will wheel and deal, whatever it takes. He has no problem selling his beliefs and values, so long as everyone idolizes him as the best pop star in modern times, that’s all he asks for.  

Enneagram: 3w2 – sexual

Conner is ultimately all about image and success. And needless to say, he not only goes about it in a stereotypical “flashy” way but a very over-the top way as well. All he wants is to be worshiped and respected by all. He is pretty much the epitome of what many would call an attention/social whore. 

It should be noted that this movie is a spoof and thus depicts an ESTP at their most self-absorbed and immature ways.