When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the second amendment and the founding fathers and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think if the founding fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You could talk to them all you want about the second amendment and all they would say is, ‘what are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?!’ And then you’d tell them, ‘those are cars’ and you’d try and talk to them about militias and they would say, ‘how can you speak of militias when steel dragons scream through the sky?!’ And you’d say ‘those are airplanes,’ but even if they could eventually wrap their heads around that, they’d ask, ‘why are all the slaves out?!’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.
Seth Meyers
