#constructicons x prowl

[jei-rifni-syah]

Cold Apes

[jelloteeth]

Looks like Prowls distracted

[pod-the-panda]

More ConstructiProwl

So, Prowl's door wings are full of sensors. They need to be recalibrated pretty often, which is done through physical recalibration. The problem is, he can't reach most of his wings. Most people with sensor rich wings, like Praxians or Seekers, have a cohort or close group of friends who will recalibrate them for them. But, during the war, most of the Autobots don't have high sensory door wing sets, so they don't fully understand why Prowl is asking them to help his wings. They also quickly got annoyed with how often he needed help and how long it took. Add that to the fact people don't really like Prowl to begin with, plus Prowl's own paranoia. So, Prowl didn't have anyone to recalibrate his wings for him during the war. He got it done by the medics when they got too painful.

So now post war, the Constructicons, with Prowl's memories, see that Prowl needs help with his wings. They offer to help. Prowl is worried that they too will get annoyed with how often they need to be recalibrated. The Constructicons are like "Bro, there are like 5 of us. Someone will be free and able to help you. Plus, we can rotate." So now Prowl has people actually taking care of his needs.

Also the Constructicons are holding grudges towards the Autobot High Command for letting Prowl suffer with his door wings.

[hambalbeesart]

Hook and Prowl sometimes like to do work in berth, silently enjoying each other’s company…

[luxthestrange]

Prowl Gets the Constructicons a Job

The Constructicons are being interviewed to be a part of the Reformation, giving Cybertronians jobs and a stable income to Earn Citizenship on it

Scrapper: I don't wanna work for one or either of those some tiny fleshbags...

Prowl*Prepping them for the interview*Yes, but you don't have any skills aside from construction

Bonecrusher: I told you, I could TOTALLY be a lawyer!

Prowl*Smiles at them once he made them all buffed, and clean*You get the job, and we can "Celebrate" after

Long Haul: Uh-huh, and if we don't get the job, are we still gonna 'Celebrate' after?

Prowl:-Probably-Yes

Scavanger: Alright, Good talk, coach, thanks

At the interview

Project Manager!Y/n: So you think you guys got what it takes?

Hook: I'll tell you what we got, Your Carrier's p*ssy on my breath

Project Manager!Y/n*Eyes go sharp, and tone goes cold seeing the giant green crew robots*No one ever talked to me that way before

Mixmaster: That's because usually everyone's mouth is full of your Carrier's box

Project Manager!Y/n:...

Project Manager!Y/n*Smiles maliciously and grabs your stamp and slams it hard on their papers, making the crew jump at that as you, with a level-headed voice*...Your hired

Constructicons: SHIT

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Prowl*On a call with you explaining all the things they did on the interview and feels his spark speed up knowing you were his best hope to get them a job*S-so they weren't hired?

Project Manager!Y/n*Doesnt speak for a hot minute but then starts to have an evil laugh*Those gentlemen wanted to get FIRED, Officer...The only reason I hired them is that they'd be ABSOLUTELY miserable working for me~

Project Manager!Y/n: I will ENJOY breaking them into model citizens. They are talented individuals; even for bringing me these diamonds in the rough, let me take you out for lunch. After all, I still owe you for saving me from being robbed!

Prowl*Coughs into his fisted servo as he doesn't want to admit he was stalking you, a random human he overheard you lecturing other humans on driving laws and got instantly infatuated by you*I-I am simply doing my part to protect the peace...

Project Manager!Y/n: Please?... I really want to thank my hero-

Prowl: OK-

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Prowl: I have to pay Y/n protection, so everything you owe me, you owe them

Scrapper: How do you figure that?

Prowl: Simple. The food chain.*brings down a chart* See, on top there's Y/n!-

There on top of the chart is a picture of you smiling, with a great background and wearing your normal non-office clothes

Bonecrusher*Seeing the picture*-Isn't that a picture they posted on their private account?... How did you get a picture with no access?

Prowl*Chooses to ignore that comment and points at the picture below of him*There's me, and there are regular civilians

Mixmaster: That's us!

Prowl: No. There are minibots; there are scraplets...

Scavenger: Then there's us?

Prowl: I'm gettin' there. There's coral, there's rocks, there's whale poo, and then there's you lot

Long haul: That's messed up!

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@witherlove

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[smoked-salmon-official]

[conn0rrrr]

Just a lil something…

Based on this:

[cozzzynook]

For years it was a long running joke between the Autobots about who the hottest of them was. Two camps formed. One that firmly believed Prowl as the hottest and one that stubbornly believed Ratchet was the hottest.

Hot Rod, later known as Rodimus, is peeved Prowl was considered hotter than him and joined team Ratchet out of spite—anyone who personally knows Prowl is also on this team. Except Impactor and Jazz who are firmly team Prowl. Optimus stays out of it because of his personal belief Senator Shockwave would’ve been the hottest. (Shockwave hears about this competition and logically draws the conclusion Prime is the most aesthetically pleasing.)

When it became public knowledge that Prowl had a son, his hotness factor went up, much to Springer’s dismay. Then Ratchet came back with his rich husband, reframe, a baby bump, and blew the competition out of the water.

Rodimus hosts a huge party on the Lost Light. Rewind has prepared a video presentation for this, Chromedome helped. Swerve serves themed drinks. Minimus allows this only because it’s useless at this point to dissuade Rodimus from celebrating a victory over Prowl. Drift is trying hard to not lose it because Ratchet is HIS milf thank you very much. Tailgate has to ask what a milf is and Whirl is delighted to provide an answer. Simpatico are holding a debate over the measure of a mech’s attractiveness that’s really them flirting like nerds.

Megatron is standing in the corner and wondering how his life turned out like this.

I really really like this lol

I can see rodimus flipping bots off while enjoying prowl losing and he gives drift and ratchet a long vacation to enjoy each other alone and make as many sparklings as they want.

While megatron is just rolling his optics.

Shockwave decides everyone needs to know its optimus who would look the best sparked and he decides to do just that the first chance he gets. He buys a spike wrap not big enough for his massive spike but optimus had already long gotten rid of his spark baffles. They match energy so well ya know?

Also prowl is definitely sparked with jazz’s bitty while tarantulas and the constructicons try to talk the couple into letting both parties spark prowl up one more time. Jazz is not having it lol.

Rodimus later throws another party when bee gets sparked by windblade and starscream. No one argued he was the cutest bot to get sparked. They just had to keep a recently post sparked optimus from killing the two bots who got his bitty sparked.

Tailgate is a close second for cutest sparked bot but everyone was too terrified to throw a party since his guard dogs whirl and cyclonus kept everyone deemed a threat away from him.

Dare i say rodimus is surprisingly thrown in the mix when megatron and soundwave spark him up??

Rodimus is not happy to be sparked and the others are down right pissed when they only catch a glimpse of the red mech through a photo soundwave and megatron took while smirking.

Everyone eventually just agrees they all have gorgeous sparked partners lol