watching community for a fun sexy time and getting devastated by the end of contemporary impressionists with troy and abed is a rite of passage for gay weirdos
troy trying to save abed from getting his legs broken by impersonators with illegal business practices and abed emotionally closing himself off as a result because he sees troy’s attempts at help as infantilization
“You have to stop renting celebrity impersonators. Vinnie was gonna break both of your legs. I had to work really hard to help you.”
“But that’s what you wanted to do.”
“Yes!”
“But I can’t do what I want to do?”
ahh. AHHHHHH
then the classic and ever painful “Well i don’t want to stop being your friend, so i guess I’ll let you tell me what to do sometimes”
and this is the start of evil abed living in abed’s head because he thinks he’s the only one who can truly understand him
kills me kills me kills me













