May 3, 2025
Oh shit we have tornado watch
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Oh shit we have tornado watch
me: *eating*
me: *pauses*
me: *realizing* *thinking* ...i’m an asshole...
me: *continues eating*
I think i have a really minor allergy to fucking salmon. what? huh? what the fuck?
my boyfriend is coming over soon and im just laying on the couch covered in crumbs im so desirable
Why did I eat that? My life story
eating mozzarella sticks and watching this new surgeon simulator lets play was probably a bad idea
This cream cheese is 6months old I hope I don't die.