I don't actually post a lot here anymore, and especially not stuff I write myself. But I like this thing enough. It's eight chapters so far, it is very silly, people have said it made them laugh, which is all i ask for.
Chapters: 8/?
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Lucanis Dellamorte/Rook, Lucanis Dellamorte/Rook/Spite, Viago de Riva & Rook, Andarateia Cantori/Viago de Riva
Characters: Rook (Dragon Age), Lucanis Dellamorte, Viago de Riva, Andarateia Cantori, Illario Dellamorte, Spite (Dragon Age), Dragon Age: The Veilguard Ensemble
Additional Tags: Female Rook (Dragon Age), Antivan Crow Rook (Dragon Age), Antivan Crows, Lucanis Dellamorte Needs Sleep, Lucanis Dellamorte is Down Bad, Lucanis Dellamorte's Personal Quest Spoilers, Viago de Riva is the older brother Rook never wanted, Named Rook (Dragon Age), Canon-Typical Violence, Not Canon Compliant, The Antivan Crows are my happy place, Spite is a Little Shit (Dragon Age), Spite Loves Rook (Dragon Age), I will ignore the main plot, Marriage Contracts, Miscommunication, Lucanis doesn't know how to flirt, Both Rook and Lucanis are idiots, Crack Treated Seriously, Mutual Pining