#conversion gel

[ninebaalart]

Aperture Food Program: Gel Sandwiches

try as cave johnson might, they could never quite get the gels to agree with the human skeleton to get these to mass market.

[dragonswhomstyeet]

Cave Johnson here: Notice to all employees of Aperture science. Please stop referring to the pipe system for conversion gel as ‘cum tubes’. You’re making the testing bots uncomfortable. They refuse to interact with the gels and it’s skewing results. Employees found using this term will be automatically reassigned to Gel testing. Ok. We’re done here. You perverted bastards…

[ossyflawol]

What would happen if you ate all of the gels at once?

Asking for a friend.

Repulsion Gel and Propulsion Gel were atleast intended originally to be dietary substances to consume, but Conversion Gel would just fucking kill you from the inside out.

Cleansing Gel is literally just water.

[whirligig-girl]

Aperture Slimence: we goo what we must, because we can.

GLaDOS has designed a new kind of robot to test with, utilizing brain scans of former test subjects and heavily miniaturized personality cores to hold them within. The brain scans have had their memories purged (but not perfectly.) The cores are specially designed to be capable of interfacing with new nano-bots in the gels, which allow them to control gel bodies of any shape they like.

Sometimes they’re tested individually, sometimes in pairs, sometimes all four of them in mind-numbingly complex eight-portal tests.

Blue: Repulsion Gel. * Cheery; determined not to let GLaDOS break her spirits. * Main power: Super-Jump * Secondary Power: Super-throw White: (Portalable) Conversion Gel. * Clueless, clumsy, just kinda weird. * Main power: Portalability * Secondary power: Portalability in motion * Tertiary power: Capability to move through portal. Orange: Propulsion Gel. * Irritable, aloof, pissed off at GLaDOS. * Main power: Super-speed * Secondary power: Double-jump. Green: Adhesion Gel. * Serious, logical, tries to be a leader but none of them can talk so it's tough. * Main power: Wall-climbing * Secondary power: Sticking objects together

"You could be anything you want! You could have tentacles. Or robotic claws. Or machine guns. You could have five eyes. But yet you choose to assume a humanoid shape. How disappointing.”

Image ID:

Four slime girls with portal guns are in a test chamber from portal 2. The walls are black metal with a row of lights on the bottom of the back wall. A curvy blue slimegirl is flying out of a yellow portal placed on white conversion gel. The white gel is also a slimegirl, and her head is sticking up out of the white puddle. A slim orange slimegirl is sliding back from the portal. A green slimegirl is sticking to the wall. 

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[nekohooch]

What she says: I love Portal 2

What she means: if you spend an hour and a half making sure every surface possible of the conversion gel room is covered in moon gel, you’re valid and Cave Johnson would have liked your enthusiasm for science.

[thesoulzofhades]

I can spend an hour or two just painting rooms in Portal 2, by placing the portals and spreading the Conversion Gel. I paint portal conductive surfaces on the most ridiculous places. xD

I already mentioned this in this post. This time, I managed to get the gel painted right outside the Emancipation Field door and when I got near that portal, it sent me into the Ethereal Void at the bottom of the whole area and there was overexposed, blurred orange and blue colours from the Portal Gun. I thought the fall would’ve ended in a Game Over.

The shit I do when bored and playing Portal 2... xD

[whatthechell]

Oh... I guess I missed the point...