Sep 9, 2025
if you were offered a friend that’s just like you, would you take the offer?
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if you were offered a friend that’s just like you, would you take the offer?
Random Conversation Starters
“So it’s not like I actually want a snake, but more like I want a snake jus tbecause I don’t seem like the type of person that would have one.”
“Excuse you, I am great at being a third wheel.”
“What if he thinks of you as more than a friend?”
“We’re pretty sure she’s dead at this point but then she sits up and demands that we bring her a man.”
“Do you … do you ever think about what kind of weird roommate stories you would tell but you can’t think of any and you realize that it’s because you’re the weird roommate?”
“I don’t particularly care for cake.”
“So I was looking at conspiracy theories on the internet because, well, you know, and it turns out the middle ages might not even exist! I’m in the middle of reading a paper on it.”
“Who would I have a hickey from??”
“Y’all better hope I never pass out and need an IV. I will freak out if I wake up with something sticking in my arm.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa – someone’s in here!”
“You have to ask him because if I ask him, then he’d be going as my friend but if you ask him then he’d be going as your friend.”
“I’m only a little awkward sometimes.”
“Okay, but how do I tell him I like him without telling him I like him??”
“I don’t know how to describe it, but I just feel like your soul is like UUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH.”
“Hi, yeah, I don’t like you. I mean I do, but just as friend. Will you please just chill so we can hang out again? Thanks.”
“You can try it but realistically speaking probably not.”
“It is not a hickey! It’s one of those airbrush tattoo things. I realize now that the placement and color may have been a mistake.”
“Well, first I’d have to wax my arm.”
“Mom, don’t worry, I have never done the sex or had the drugs or made the fun.”
“He told me I looked like a unicorn today and it made my heart so happy.”
“Don’t worry. I only cried a little.”
“No, I don’t wanna be her stupid boyfriend! But I don’t want anyone else to either.”
“It was then that I realized my mistake.”
“I’m not naming my child triangle!”
“The other one’s even harrier!”
“Technically it wasn’t on fire.”
“Listen - no listen. I want you to understand this. I do not care.”
“Wait, were you just like, flirting with me?”
“What the heck is a nougat?”
“Only thirty percent of all my jokes are dad jokes. The rest are memes and dark humor.”
“Which Dairy Queen story do you wanna hear first?”
“I’d better be getting a godchild out of this.”
“That’s not the only door you’ve broken.”
“I’ve averaged 1 & 1/2 meals for the past 3 days.”
“That’s the worst idea I’ve ever head. Let’s do it.”
“You guys are so cute. It’s disgusting.”
100+ random conversation starters + tips if you’re crushing
tell me you’ve never had a crush before and not known what to say to them. or maybe you want to get to know them but you don’t know how to start the conversation. this list is for me and you.
this includes: 100+ convo starters, 10 things to not do while texting, 10 ways to know when to drop the conversation, and 10 ways to tell if someone is into you (everything’s just my opinion ofc). most of these i’ve tried out before and it works fairly well. all in favor, good luck and i hope this helps <3
conversation starters:
1. ask them about things to during quarantine.
2. ask them about a movie or tv show.
3. ask them about their pet.
4. ask them about school / teaches / homework / a subject.
5. ask them about an instrument they play.
6. ask them about their hobbies.
7. ask them about their favorite avenger.
8. ask them about their plans after high school / college.
9. ask them about their future plans (job, dream place to live in, etc).
10. ask them about their harry potter house.
11. ask them about games they play.
12. ask them about their favorite scripture.
13. ask them about an upcoming event.
14. ask them what celebrity you resemble the most.
15. ask them what they’re going to do after quarantine’s over.
16. ask them if quarantine has changed the way they’ve looked at life.
17. ask them who their favorite superhero is.
18. ask them about sports.
19. ask them what they wanted to be when they grew up as a kid.
20. ask them for good music.
21. ask them for good workout ideas.
22. ask them about their favorite inspirational quote.
23. remember the time when...?
24. how did you feel about... the other day?
25. ask them for advice.
26. ask them if they ever dream the same dream twice.
27. share a quote / scripture saying it reminded you of them.
28. ask them if they know any good college advisors.
29. ask them for act/sat tips.
30. ask them the worst / best thing about homeschool.
31. ask them the worst / best thing about school.
32. ask them how to tell if someone is toxic.
33. ask them how they are staying social during quarantine.
34. ask them who is their favorite superhero and why.
35. ask them who they look up to the most and why.
36. ask them what they look forward to everyday.
37. ask them how to build confidence.
38. ask them what their favorite song is to sing / play.
39. ask them what they miss the most about going to school.
40. ask them if they would rather be homeschooled / go to public school and why.
41. ask them who their favorite sibling is and why.
42. ask them who their role model is and why.
43. ask them which disney character / villain you resemble the most and why.
44. ask them which disney character / villain they resemble the most and why.
45. ask them what movie most resembles them and why?
46. ask them what movie most resembles you and why.
47. ask them what fictional character most resembles them and why.
48. ask them what fictional character most resembles you and why.
49. ask them to choose a fictional character they would want to be for the rest of their lives and why.
50. ask them about their favorite book.
51. ask them what decade they’d want to live in if they had the choice.
52. ask them if they would rather change the past or see the future and why.
53. ask them about their pet peeves.
54. ask them about qualities they most admire.
55. ask them about journaling.
56. ask them about distractions during school / homeschool.
57. ask them which bible character / story the relate to the most and why.
58. ask them about their favorite parable.
59. ask them about their greatest wish.
60. ask them about their greatest fear.
61. ask them if they want to be famous and why.
62. ask them what animal they resemble the most and why.
63. ask them what animal you resemble the most and why.
64. ask them if they believe in the paranormal.
65. ask them if they believe in aliens.
66. ask them about their theory on life.
67. ask them about their greatest lift philosophies / tips.
68. ask them which celebrity they would want to be friends with and why.
69. ask them about which movie they would want to be in and why.
70. ask them what they would say if they won a big award.
71. ask them about the nicest thing anyone has ever said / done for them.
72. ask them about what cheers them up.
73. ask them what they would want to be named if they had a choice.
74. ask them about things they are proud of.
75. ask them about their favorite song lyric and why.
76. ask them if they know any languages besides english.
77. ask them about their favorite things to do with friends.
78. ask them what their perfect vacation is.
79. ask them if they had a ted talk, what would it be about?
80. ask them about their bucket list.
81. ask them if they would ever audition for x factor / american idol / america’s got talent, etc and why.
82. ask them what advice they would give to a younger version of themself.
83. ask them what they would ask God if they were talking to him.
84. ask them what they would make a movie about if they could.
85. ask them what the first thing they notice about a person is and why they think so.
86. ask them about their opinion on plastic surgery.
87. ask them if they overthink situations and why they think so / not.
88. ask them what makes a person beautiful.
89. ask them what makes a person ugly.
90. ask them for a joke.
91. ask them what they would be doing if they weren’t at home right now.
92. ask them what they would change if they were the president.
93. ask them if they would want to live forever and why / why not.
94. ask them what they do when they can’t sleep at night.
95. ask them how they de-stress.
96. ask them what their ideal partner would be.
97. ask them about how they manage anxiety / depression / anger / etc.
98. ask them how they deal with disappointment.
99. ask them how they deal with rejection.
100. ask them if they believe in psychics.
101. ask them who the first person they are going to meet up with is when quarantine is over.
102. ask them what they would do if they were drunk.
103. ask them if they believe in soulmates.
104. ask them what makes them happiest.
105. ask them what their favorite thing about you is.
106. ask them what the name of their life story would be.
107. ask them how they would spend their last 24 hours before they died.
108. ask them to describe you in 1/2/3 words.
109. ask them what would be one lesson they could teach their children.
110. ask them who they would want to spend a day as and why.
111. ask them who their least favorite celebrity is and why.
112. ask them what they would put in a time capsule.
don’t:
1. ask yes or no questions.
2. ask to play 5, 10, or 20 questions.
3. keep on bombarding them.
4. ask the same questions but in different words.
5. send confusing paragraphs about your life stories.
6. force them to watch / do they something they don’t want.
7. try and force a conversation if it’s going nowhere (especially if you’re only talking about yourself).
8. push a topic they don’t seem interested in / don’t want to talk about.
9. talk about personal things.
10. talk about other people you’ve been “talking” to.
when to drop it:
1. if they reply with one word answers.
2. if they don’t seem genuinely engaged in the conversation.
3. if they’ve stopped responding.
4. if they take 4+ hours to answer each question you ask them.
5. if they’re dry texting.
6. if they say something that is obviously offensive to you.
7. if they start talking trash about other people.
8. if they only reply with “yes” or “no.”
9. if they ask you the same question twice.
10. if they are “talking” to other people.
how to tell if someone is into you:
1. they are genuinely interested in your conversation.
2. if they ask about you (whether if it’s “u?”, “wbu?”, etc).
3. they yes to favors or things you ask them to do.
4. they follow you on social media / like your posts.
5. if they seem like they’ve put a lot of thought into their texts to you / care about your feelings.
6. if they text you first / randomly reach out to you.
7. if they remember small, random things about you.
8. if they say yes to favors you ask.
9. if they text you back faster than they do other people.
10. if they compliment you.
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Prompts
“What if . . . I liked you more?”
He shouldn’t have kissed her.
“It’s a government conspiracy!”
“Pretty sure that’s illegal.”
“I know you don’t mean it.”
Sharing an umbrella in the rain.
She should have just said no.
“Oh is that what it’s called?”
He keeps telling himself he isn’t jealous.
She’s become good at pretending.
“An experiment.”
“I want a tattoo.”
“I thought you hated lipstick.”
Her laugh is like sunshine.
Off-key singing.
“You’re getting blood everywhere.”
They thought everything would be fine.
Board games.
“Listen - no listen to me. Soulmates are not real.”
His entire body feels like dry mouth.
It’s as if they’ve lived two lives.
“It’s been six weeks. I miss my husband.”
“We can’t have sex on the couch.”
“Would you just - stop touching me!”
The problem would be to keep pretending.
“Do you want to learn how to French? Braid! I meant French Braid!”
“So, how do you feel about taxidermy?”
He’s somehow managed to lose half his brain because he won’t. stop. looking. at her.
“Would you stop licking me!?”
“I’m congested in my booty.”
“Viagra? Oh, like Viagra Falls?”
He is staring at her as if he’s seeing her for the first time.
She can’t help her feelings.
“My lips are a medical miracle.”
“Do you love me? What about our space children?”
She’s a bit touch starved, to be honest
“I can’t even take you into real life anymore.”
“This is what a shower smells like!”
“You know, you can get a lot for a kidney on the black market.”
“Sure? Let me finish signing my life away.”
Dragons.
“I’m going to miss you, my little caterpillar.”
“We say yes . . . to mess meth!”
Today,
I found the pose that makes my ass look like it exists.
what did you accomplish?
Tell me your favorite shape.
I have a dentist appt tomorrow and I'm really nervous, not about my teeth or anything but the small talk 😬 Dr: "So, what have you been up to?" Me: Uhhh .... literally nothing. nothing exciting in the last 6 months I don't know what to tell you doctor I am the biggest loser patient you have but at least i floss
What exactly do people mean when they say "I don't reply to boring convo starters"? Like, isn't it just normal to say "hey, how are you?" What, do I have to start off with "I killed a man today." or something?