#cooking help

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[wolfsteax]

To my fellow friends with executive dysfunction that affects cooking and eating:

My new dinner to force myself to eat is what I like to call Bastard Fried Rice.

I buy the Minute Rice cups and heat one up. (Put that rice in a bowl after.)

Then, I get some frozen green beans (or veggie of choice) and heat a handful up in the microwave on a dish for 2 minutes.

I set my veggies aside and put my choice of cheese in the dish with rice and poor some eggs into the mix. Stir that up and heat in the microwave for 45-75 seconds depending on how cooked you want the eggs.

Once done you stir in your veggies and eat!

I also add fried hot dogs sometimes and I'm sure you can add in other meats!

This dinner saves my ass whenever I can't get myself to cook more complicated dinners. The convenience and simplicity of it gets me to eat and it fills me pretty well. (I'm a big guy who works out frequently so I need my calories.)

I hope you guys find this helpful! I know it's absolutely a stoner dinner but it does work in a pinch.

[punishedsaints]

[achickennamedcheese]

Guys please I'm hungry rn and I have pasta noodles in the pantry but I don't need like a super duper fancy ahh recipe I just need something idk simple

Like I don't have the ground meat needed to make the meat sauce so like what other sauces are there that are simple??? Note that I have no fucking cheese and I got mostly Asian ingredients like Sesame Oil and cooking soy sauce, please cooking gods of Tumblr, send help please 🙏

[men-i-find-attractive-yaps]

Everytime I look for breakfast food to prep for the week I'm reminded why I don't eat breakfast

I don't CARE about "high protein" "low carb" *insert slightly different variation of a burrito/overnight oats here*

I want FOOD that TASTES GOOD and that I can EAT in the MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS

Can someone NORMAL on tumblr PLEASE HELP ME

[xxghost-bloodxx]

i want to make beef stroganoff but im allergic to mushrooms... i don't know how to substitute for that... do i put less liquid? help.

[cthulu-hoops]

The grocery store had a BOGO sale on chicken nuggets, so I have 50-ish chicken nuggets in the freezer.

Bad news, they are not very good. They are not /bad/ exactly but they have no flavor. :(

So I am gonna have to find a way to power through them because throwing them away would feel even worse.

Other than smothering them in sauce, any suggestions for how I can use them up?