Nov 23, 2013
A tomato in an elevator.
"... that works, too. ... ... I guess..."
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A tomato in an elevator.
"... that works, too. ... ... I guess..."
What's small red and goes up and down?
"Half of a rat on a yo-yo."
He was grading papers on a curve.
"--I swear t'fuck."
Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck?
"..."
They are both up to something.
"For fuck's sake."
How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?
"..."
I'm in glove with you.
"Fuck."
What did the finger say to the thumb?
"Roy, I wantcha to take a moment an' really think 'bout how fuckin' creepy it'd be if your finger and your thumb could fuckin' talk to each other."
"...no, really. Think about it."