061921 - Splinter (2008), Dir. Toby Wilkins
PLOT: When their plans for a nature trip go awry, Polly and boyfriend Seth decide to check into a motel. On their way, they get carjacked and kidnapped by low-rent crooks Dennis and Lacey, who take the victims and their SUV to a nearby gas station. Along the way, they encounter an increasingly terrifying horde of parasites, and if any of them intend to survive, they’ll have to outsmart the deadly organisms.
Shea Whigham as Dennis Farell
Paulo Costanzo as Seth Belzer
Jill Wagner as Polly Watt
Rachel Kerbs as Lacey Belisle
Paulo Costanzo is not attractive at all.
Why the fuck is Polly with Seth?? He can’t set up a tent and he can’t drive stick.
Everyone here is pissing me off. Just because you’re a doctor does not mean you can give prescriptions, you can be a doctor like fucking Spencer Reid and I have never seen Reid prescribe somebody fucking Adderall.
Sweetheart, Ginger or whoever the fuck is absolutely obliterated.
I thought you wanted Ginger to survive, now you’re shooting at it?? Fucking mental, dude.
Lacey is going through withdrawals or some shit.
You get to a point in life when you just can’t laugh when your dad makes fun of the phrase “crazy shit” and calls it diarrhea.
Eww, that is so gross, borderline crank from the maze runner energy
I hate Seth, he is so stupid, how is he studying for a PhD??
This the type of shit you see on Chiller after browsing through channels on cable.
The police officer is about to die, this dumb bitch.
Not the hysterical crying, I didn’t even see a single tear shed.
Dennis’ finger proves that this is crank energy.
Everybody here is pissing me off.
Not my father getting mad at me for looking at my phone halfway through the movie, like shit, I am sorry that you chose a subpar movie.
Does he have a fucking tampon in his mouth or some shit?
