061821 - jennifer’s body (2009), dir. karyn kusama
plot: a newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. can her best friend put an end to the horror?
megan fox as jennifer check
amanda seyfried as anita “needy” lesnicki
johnny simmons as chip dove
j. k. simmons as mr. wroblewski
amy sedaris as toni lesnicki
adam brody as nikolai wolf
i swear if something pops out the goddamn window.
megan fox having a fall out boy poster in her room >>
“hell is a teenage girl.”
amanda seyfried’s lips are so full
she really kicked that bitch across the room
“i recommend you shut the fuck up”
that bird’s eye view shot is *chef’s kiss*
about to make my twitter location “devil’s kettle”
jennifer’s not a cheerleader, she’s on fucking color guard
ugh megan is so hot, mgk is a lucky man. then again, megan is just as lucky, i have been in love with mgk for like 3 years. and that’s on bi panic
bitches try to say that megan fox isn’t talented… have y’all not watched this?? the facial expressions?? hello???
“you’re lime green jell-o and you can’t even admit it to yourself”
that sticker toilet looks mad aesthetic though
low shoulder is such a shitty band name. no shampoo from lol has more potential than low shoulder
adam brody looks so douchey in this, what does leighton meester see in him??
not jennifer giving her anal virginity away to chris pratt
not them calling color guard “flags”
stop, adam brody looks terrible singing, no performance quality
what’s funny is that the way jennifer looks at adam brody is the way megan looks at mgk
“you wanna head some place safer, like my van” nobody wants to go to your crappy, shitty van
basically, fuck adam brody
“you’re okay right?” no shit, she’s fucking talking to you right now
“i don’t know, chip. an ‘89 rapist?”
bruh who the fuck is in needy’s house?
jennifer check is such a badass name
not her devouring a chicken, roaring like a dinosaur, and then proceeding to vomit black goop all over amanda seyfried
is that krista cook from sixteen wishes??
colin’s kinda cute but he’s giving me 5’7/5’8 vibes
fuck this, not low shoulder being seen as heroes, all they did was lure jennifer into their musty van and kill her
yes!! the iconic lighter scene!!!
megan fox wasn’t wrong when she said she was a god
megan fox in the heart sweater walking down the hallway is how confident i want to be
“it’s true, it’s on the wikipedia” you are a dumb bitch!
not jennifer thinking rocky horror is a boxing movie
“i can see clearly now the rain has gone”
colin should’ve known to get the fuck out and that the whole thing was sus when he saw wood nailed on the fucking door
not the condom being called “slippery swirl”
colin knew he was done for when he saw her eyes go reptilian
not the mouse crawling over his eyes
not my dad thinking this was bandslam
jennifer and needy have more chemistry than chip and needy
low shoulder has terrible haircuts, what do you mean, jennifer?
adam brody fits this role so well, god, i hate him
not them singing 867-5309 before killing her
“it’s like some x-men shit, right?”
“our library has an occult section?”
florence + the machine AND panic! at the disco (before everyone left leaving brendon urie and his trash pop)
the performance quality doesn’t match the song
i would say chip deserved better but it’s his fault for not listening to needy, now his mom gets to find out her son has become lasagna with teeth
“wow. nice insult, hannah montana!”
“you killed my fucking boyfriend, you goddamn monster!”
low shoulder thinks they’re motley crue but really they’re blink-182 in the what’s my age again music video
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