#cop behavior

[double-fang]

Having a death eater tattoo is crazy cause like. Not only do you have a Harry Potter tattoo, but you specifically chose to brand yourself with the symbol of the wizard nazis.

[soylent-crocodile]

Blade Beast, Surk (Monster)

(Surk by anonymous)

(A couple more blade beasts in the barrel! This started top down when I noticed that Pathfinder has some weapons designed for specific races, and thought that it would be fun to make some appropriate ones. Eventually I asked, well, what would a human typical blade beast be? I landed on the surk. And let me just say, I've met some surks in my time.)

CR2 LN Monstrous Humanoid (Blade Beast, Shapechanger)

A surk is a blade beast that finds itself loyal not to individual adventurers but to countries and governments. As beings of violence and weaponry, this patriotism most often takes the form of enlistment in the military; if their country is engaged in a direct war, a surk gravitates to whatever front is most active and enlists. They are strange cadets, but physically tend to resemble whatever military uniform and ethnic group is typical of their region, and have a passion for service and capability for violence that is hard to deny.

Surk perform well both as members of a squadron and as weapons thereof; they are honored to be wielded by their captain or similar direct superior, and will gleefully access their blade form if it means helping their comrades.

In quieter times, surks find themselves serving as town guards or militas, enforcing law and order within a nation as well as without. A surk believes in the power and veracity of the law without question; anyone who questions it is viewed with suspicion, and anyone who breaks it is treated as an enemy of the surk and the people.

Surk rarely advance beyond their station, being quite content as peons. Those that do, however, do so by level, typically fighter or cavalier.

A humanoid, apparently beheaded, stands in a well worn military uniform. Its hand is fused to the gladius it wields.

Misc- CR2 LN Medium Monstrous Humanoid (Blade Beast, Shapechanger) HD3 Init:+2 Senses: Perception:+6 Stats- Str:14(+2) Dex:14(+2) Con:15(+2) Int:10(+0) Wis:10(+0) Cha:8(-1) BAB:+3 Space:5ft Reach:5ft Defense- HP:25(3d10+9) AC:15(+2 Dexterity, +2 Natural Armor, +1 Deflection) Fort:+4 Ref:+3 Will:+1 CMD:17 Special Defenses: Naturally Headless Offense- +1 Slash +6(1d6+3/19-20x2) CMB:+5 Speed:30ft Feats- Power Attack, Toughness Skills- Climb +8, Escape Artist +5, Perception +6, Swim +8 Special Qualities- Blade Form, No Breath Ecology- Environment- Urban Languages- Common Organization- Solitary, Squadron (4 Human Warrior 3, 1 Surk) Treasure- Standard Special Abilities- Blade Form (Su)- As a standard action, a blade beast can shift between beast form and that of an intelligent weapon. A surk’s blade form is that of a +1 Gladius with speech, 60ft sight, and empathy.

[mesaprotector]

If you steal a cat you run into outdoors, knowing it has an owner, you are an evil, awful person who deserves no happiness in your life.

[miss-shanary]

Coworker tried bragging to me like "yeah ive gotten 3 people fired" ig thinking id be impressed but i was like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dyslexic-asexual]

Nobody should be forced to out themselves to be deserving of your supposed morals.

[californiaquail]

election interference is when people disagree with me on semantics

[charlixcxashtray]

if i was ever on a reality show w a cop i would simply punch them in the face & get DQd