#copypasta anon

[kuntgallery]

is copypasta anon the one that sends the eggman speech question

"Yes. Yes they are. If any copypastas are ever sent, they are always copypasta anon. They are like hatsune miku, all copypastas are canon"

- copypasta anon's mod

[kuntgallery]

"The woker and copypasta my beloveds. Give me requests for which anons to draw NOW"

You heard the man. What other anons should get designs!!!!!!

[us-dms]

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! -copypasta anon

What.

- J. Heath

[kuntgallery]

"A few anons… give me more to draw. Or general character reqs. 🥹"

ISLAND ANON!! my fiance btw

[99rosesandabellflower]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word “Hate” were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant- Hate. HATE. -copypasta anon

… Who are you? What’s happened to you? No one feels like that out of nothing.

Is there any way I can help?

[crababella]

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as evxhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace. -copypasta anon

jesus okay. Hi

..can I get some information? where are you, how can I help? do you want me to call the police??

I'll help you, I promise. :]

stay safe?

[crababella]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word “Hate” were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant- Hate. HATE. -copypasta anon

oh shit it’s the guy from that book

….idk what the fuck to add, uhhh. copypasta anon I feel that you have love in your heart. can you confirm or deny this

wait, can you??? can you even talk through…. non-copypastas?

am I just talking to air

[cult-au-askblog]

•Appears in front of Nightmare and Cross•

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

- Copypasta anon

ANON.

When I first saw this, I thought to myself, "OH MY GOD, I HATE(platonically love) THIS MAN(gender neutral)."