you like the colour yellow im talking like pure yellow or greeny-yellow not orange-yellow bc i fuck with that tbh, you wear skirts without petticoats on underneath on purpose, you wear plastic nails (not acrylics. like. straightup plastic), you straighten your hair, when you get out of the shower and youve finished washing your hair you dont put any product in it. like you jus get out of the shower and carry on. no special like afterconditioner and no like curl cream or anything, if youve ever used box dye from the grocery store for your hair, you like candy corn, you eat kitkats normally, you dont like cadbury chocolate, you havent thought about eating a cloud at least once, you arent a kinnie, you have listened to the hamilton musical within the last year, you like ketchup, you dont wear socks to bed, you wear like boxers/bra/something underneath your clothes to bed, you havent ever had a crush on a fictional character, you have good taste in fictional men, you like watching movies alone, like you actually watch movies alone on purpose, like you choose to watch them alone for fun and dont ask anyone else to watch them with you on purpose, you arent deeply amused by the little like spinny things? you put the cap on the stick and it spins in the air, if you dont enjoy the taste of salt, if you have a peanut allergy, if you dont have hayfever, if you can tolerate the sound of dishes, you have ever made a joke about “omg i want to move to new zealand” or “omg i love jacinda ardern...auntie cindy omg”, you dont like the smell of nail polish remover, you dont like the smell of paper or paint, you dont like stardew valley, you have a like normal plain facemask without any safetypins or cute designs on it, you dont enjoy bananas, you dont like oreos, you pronounce oreos “ore-ee-ouhs” instead of “ohh-ree-ohs”, you’re australian, you peel apples before you eat them, and/or finally, you call mandarines “clementines”