#corporal fidget

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Ringer: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Ringer: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

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Fidget: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Ringer: Please, just say kark.

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Fidget: How would you like your coffee?

Umber: As dark as my soul.

Fidget: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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Fidget: Ringer taught me to think before I act.

Fidget: ...So if I smack the osik out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Fidget: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Shift: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Fidget: Pift, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Fidget, entering the room: I burned myself.

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Umber, to Fidget: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Apex: *starts cackling*

Umber: I do!

Apex: *laughs harder*