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-In the Team Prime group chat-
Corrin: lol I’m dying help
Jack: oof same
Fowler: Is this more slang?
Raf: What’s up?
Miko: good
Corrin: no like I’m legit dying
Corrin: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot
Corrin: the lol is a habit
Corrin: *Sends blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*
-several people are typing-
Corrin: What are you doing?
Starscream: Blackmailing you.
Corrin: Oh.
Corrin: ...
Corrin: I don’t like it.
Starscream: I’m fairly certain you’re not supposed to.
Corrin: When you first laid eyes on Breakdown, what went through your head?
Knock Out: That he was the second most beautiful mech I've ever met.
Corrin: Awww- Wait, second?
Knock Out: The first being me, of course.
Silas: Listen here you son of a bitch-
Corrin: My mother was, in fact, an immensely kind and well-liked woman.
Silas: I meant your father?
Corrin: ...
Corrin: Continue.
Corrin, entering his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Miko, rummaging through Corrin’s kitchen: Hi!
Raf, doing something on his computer: Hey.
Jack, doing homework on the couch: What’s up?
Corrin: I thought I gave you that key for emergencies.
Miko: We were out of Doritos.
Cliffjumper: Every time I see it spelled “ya’ll”, it breaks my heart.
Cliffjumper: It’s “y'all”!
Corrin: Yal'l.
Cliffjumper: Get out of my house this instant.
Knock Out: You're a lying, cheating piece of scrap!
Knock Out: You're not the mech I married!
Breakdown: Then we'll get a divorce!
Breakdown: And I'm taking Wildbreak!
Knock Out: Well I’m taking Corrin!
Corrin, slowly sliding the Monopoly board away from them: I think it's time we stop playing now...
Raf: I remember 2020 like it was yesterday.
Jack: I haven’t seen you since last year, maybe we should catch up sometime.
Miko: I haven’t had a shower since last year.
Corrin: ...
Corrin: This is why I stay home on New Year’s.
