#corvusdoofus

[eldritchlulz-blog]

corvusdoofus replied to your post: guess who just won the druantia bet on who was...

the lakes got a bottom???

yeah i thought there’d be sunken ships and houses and shit cus i’ve come across em before on the edge of the drop off but it’s just

weeds 

[gyeolsim]

corvusdoofus replied to your post: #does reznikov take responsibility for every rogue...

does that include me

unfortunately

[divinedramedy-blog]

corvusdoofus replied to your post: Didn’t know I’d be putting a pipe bomb down the...

wait which bathroom should i be avoiding now

Oh no I mean the social toilet, the emotional pipe bomb.

[sorcieresque]

quiet me OR A book infested with ghosts

The dust makes them sneeze in unison.

Corbin says, “that’s gotta be a goddamn sign.”

Daze grins over the ancient tome that lies open between them and the candles glint off his clear lipgloss and Corbin’s feathers. They sprout, unbeknownst to him, out of his cheekbones. Daze brushes the footprints off Corbin’s shoulder, and Corbin’s face grows warm. He blames the stale air of this hidden corner of the library.  When they first walked in, Daze told him, “I can’t feel anyone here,” and in the dark the back of his fingers against Corbin’s was reassurance passed as accident. “Not for years and years. ”

Now they sit cross-legged as Daze reads out loud. Corbin can’t tell if the rasp of his boyish voice is the shape of his gender, or this language.

“No one will even bind you,” Daze says as he rips an old illustration in half,  a witch and the crow on her shoulder, so that the crow is free. “No one but me.” Corbin breathes a loud, sharp intake. Daze realizes his fuck-up. “But I won’t,” he says, and means it. “I would never.”

Corbin grabs his hand, and grins, and rips out the next page.

[ashandrust-blog]

child's play, jane doe, krampus

how many stuffed animals do you still own?

zero.

what’s your middle name?

murtaza. iranians don’t usually do middle names, but my parents thought it was important to adapt when they moved to europe. i don’t think they realized that the french don’t do middle names, either. 

what is your favorite holiday?

nowruz, which is coming up in a few weeks! it’s the persian new year, and i’ll be making the haft-seen table if anyone wants to join me.

[headsarolling-blog]

🧢 / ☠️

5 of their commonlyworn outfits and how they wear them, plus or including the school uniform!!

Why would u do this katie U KNOW POLYVORE IS DEAD

0. Uniform. Reaganwears its school uniform like the rebellious goth punk that it is. On a goodday the white button-up it wears will actually have the school logo on it, andits tie will be tied, if loose. On a bad day, teachers are lucky if a singleitem it’s wearing can be counted as ‘uniform’. Fortunately, plaid is a typicalpunk look, so large boots, a denim jacket and excessive amounts of jewelleryare all it usually needs to feel comfortably rebellious. It switches between schoolskirts (which fall a bit above its knees, its got nothing to prove), schoolpants, and its own jeans, depending on how its feelings.

1. Performative Masculinity.Straight-leg jeans, white shirt half tucked into its waistband, openflannel overshirt and a leather jacket topped off with a nice belt and shinyknock-off doc martens. Jewellery tends to minimal, spikey and leather, and makeupaccentuates its cheekbones and jawline.

2. Comfortable Masculinity.Masculine is Reagan’s default appearance, and its self-care outfit reflectsthis. Black shirt, comfortable jeans, the hoodie + jean jacket combo, and bigclompy boots. No makeup besides nail polish.

3. PerformativeFemininity. The iconic “you don’t have a head why are you wearing a bigasshat” look. Slinky black dress, colourful stockings, heels and a wide-brimmedhat. Jewellery is delicate and eye-catching, sunglasses are heart-shaped. Itangles itself more dramatically in an attempt to make up for the fact that ithas no shape.

4. ComfortableFemininity. Looks more performative than the simple outfit from above, butis a much more casual feeling. Crop tops and skirts paired with big boots andexcessive jewellery. Dark makeup and round sunglasses.

5. Casual Androgyny.There are three common outfits that fit into this category: Singlets + ¾ jeanshorts, open-sided tanks + baggy jeans, crop tops + ripped boyfriend jeans overfish net tights. Shoes, jewellery and makeup depends on mood.

5 things they’rereally bad at

1. Ok so we all make fun of how bad Reagan is at emotionsbut like! It’s dad only has half a consciousness! It’s surrounded by thousandyear-old fairies! No one fucking taught it how to deal with emotions properly! Itdoesn’t know what to do with them andit the people it grew up around and loved only expressed certain ones so itshoves the others way down and tries to ignore them because it doesn’t knowwhat it’s supposed to do with them!

2. Staying on task. Reagan needs to be doing five differentthings at once and its grand projects always take a while because it needs todrop them and go do something else every five minutes.

3. Figurative drawing. Its good at celtic knots and geometricpatterns and cute little sketches but it can’t. Actually draw artist stuff. Andit never will.

4. Growing plants. This is a very sore spot but it’s notgood with plants. It doesn’t have a green thumb. Its garden back home justgrows by itself every time Reagan tries to help it something inevitably dies.

5. Cooking meat. Reagan can eat anything so it never learnedhow to cook stuff properly – just how to cook it in a way that it likes. It canbake decently, but actual meals? Nope. And never eat any meat that it cooks youwill die of food poisoning.

[soaprulez-blog]

@corvusdoofus

[Corbin catches Soap right as they're dumping a handful of expensive cheese cubes into their mouth which they promptly swallow down like a whale straining krill. They take a brief second to survey the figure in front of them. Or at least it seems like they do, based on the slight tilt of the head. It's impossible tell where the eyes are looking through the mess of hair.]

"Oh, uh. Hey. Hi. Yeah I'm new, this is my first year. I'm a sophomore though. Or like I'm supposed to be I think. Does this place do grades? Sorry."

[They pause for a moment and reach back towards the cheese again, before pulling back abruptly.]

"Oh, and I'm Milo. But you can call me Soap. Most people do, when they call me stuff."

[kilnkin]

36, 37, 38

Have you ever liked someone and never told them?that would require liking someone which would require someone liking her so. if we broaden it to friends then like always lmao. why would she admit to valuing someone who has a ninety percent chance of hating her later

What do you say during awkward silences?something awkward. but she’ll stare u the fuck down when she does. this aint her first rodeo

Describe your dream girl/guy? - they have a pulse - they like hernot great standards