Pirate AU - Cougar/Jensen
Because, I mean... it obviously should exist
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Pirate AU - Cougar/Jensen
Because, I mean... it obviously should exist
"People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear."
- The Curious Savage, John Patrick
A Jensen/Cougar Playlist
1. F.N.T. - Semisonic 2. Just What I Needed - The Cars 3. Mambo Sun - T. Rex 4. Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand 5. Your Little Problem - The Replacements 6. Radio Head - Talking Heads 7. Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes 8. On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz 9. Here - Pavement (play)
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A Not So Simple Touch
By: JinxedAmbitions Fandom: The Losers Pairing: Cougar/Jensen Summary: Jake Jensen loved his job. It wasn't conventional, but he liked to believe it was helping people. He knew that it had helped him. Being a professional cuddler wasn't the type of job that got you respect at family reunions, but Jake loved it, nonetheless.
When Carlos walked into his life, albeit reluctantly, Jake wasn't sure he could be what the other man needed, but he desperately wanted to be. Jake had never met someone else who understood that sometimes the simplest things weren't easy at all, but they were worth fighting for.
Or
That cuddler fic I’ve been talking about for four year but never actually posted.
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Jake Jensen Headcannons
Kay, um, I have a lot of Jensen headcannons that I want to share. So here you go.
Songs I was listening to while making this
Jake Jensen headcannons (ft some Jake pinning on Cougar (i think))
He’s bisexual
Secretly does he’s own makeup
Nobody knows about the fact he wears makeup except Cougar and his niece, Beth
He now does Cougar’s makeup. (when he lets him)
Jake is really affectionate with the people he trusts (mostly Cougar and Clay sometimes Aisha or Pooch)
May or may not have a nut allergy
Or a pineapple allergy
He’s allergic to peanuts, almonds, pine nuts, walnuts, pecans, coconuts, hazelnuts, brazil nuts, pistachios, and cashews
But he can eat other nuts
May or may not have worn high heels as a dare in college
Ok it might have not been a dare
On several occasions Jake has almost killed himself eating peanut butter
Now he’s forced to always to carry his epi pen
May or may not have a crush on one of his teammates
Jake denies it every time they ask who does he a crush on, but they all know it’s Cougar (except Cougar)
Who would blame him though, Cougar is really pretty, he would die for him and if anything were to happen to Cougar he will kill the person who hurt him and would do anything to get into bed with him and ok Jake might have a crush on Cougar
Loves sushi
Almost as much as he loves Cougar
Has possible ADHD and autism
Always has a stress ball with him
Sometimes he will have a meltdown during a mission and he needs to get out of the place him and his team is staying at so sometimes he asks Cougar to take a walk with him till he calms down
Luckily that doesn’t happen often
Cougar is teaching Jake breathing exercises for when he isn’t there when Jake has a meltdown
His hyperfocus is hacking and anything that involves computers
Loves TeoTheLostBoy
Knows how to slow dance but he just doesn’t have a slow dance partner
Kinda wishes that Cougar was his dance partner
Also knows how to swing dance
He is easily flustered so whenever somebody tries to flirt with him
He also full body blushes so he’s whole body is red
So kinda like:
When he finally does get with Cougar, he often tries to get Jake to blush to see his body turn red.
Likes to play minecraft
Constantly buys Cougar flowers
That’s all I got for now. Might expand on Jensen’s ADHD and autism in another post.
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Relationship: Carlos “Cougar” Alvarez/ Jake Jensen
Rating: Explicit
Tags:
Comic Spoilers
Post-Canon Fix-It
Past Child Abuse
Bacon and Waffles
Jake Jensen Needs a Hug
Daddy Kink
Daddy Cougar
Dom Cougar
Sub Jake Jensen
Praise Kink
Anal Sex
Teasing
Hurt/Comfort
The Best Blowjob(TM)
Description: Jensen tries to swallow, but his mouth’s gone dry as brittle old bones. Should he make contact? Would Cougar even recognize him, nine years older, with the full beard he’s grown on his trip and tired eyes?
In the end, Cougar answers the question for him. Jake watches, transfixed, as he takes a long sip of his beer and swallows, adam’s apple bobbing in some inexplicably pornographic way. He spends a moment staring contemplatively at the table before appearing to reach a decision.
And he gets up, looks straight at Jake, and walks toward him.
You can blame these lovely pictures for this idea.
Go. Read Daddy Cougar.
The Losers: Cougar x Jensen, Vampire AU.
I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second.
Where jensen n tony met in mit. Its a stony & cougsen fic.