#counter anon

[nyarados]

*stops hopping* EM YOU FUCKING DID WHAT (how the hell do soccer players break they're collar bones???)

“sang with zendaya” as in I sang along to the actual song and not just an instrumental

[nyarados]

*hops with fists raised* @that anon hey bro I'll fight for you. And I'll W I N. Knock that bitch OUT.

*hops more angrily* listen anons if you come into ems ask box telling her about bullshit people????? Hmu. I’ll fucking throw down for you.

tbh this is really cute

[nyarados]

*stops hopping* what the holy fuck why are you so pretty.

thank mama and papa saltenecker for them GENES

[nyarados]

I don't hate eggs but you know what I fucking hate with a passion MILK LIKE HOW DARE ANYONE DRINK THE CORE JUICE DIRECTLY LIKE DILUTE IT WITH CAKE AND THAT'S cool BUT JUST DRINKING IT IS NASTY -??¿

Okay counter anon I don’t want to start fights but you gotta leave me and my bee voring alone. Make fun of me sure but leave the bee vore out of this. If you need to attack me here are some things to go for, I’m gay, have low self esteem, crave death and I dress like an art hoe but not on purpose it just ends up like that. (I’m joking but leave the bee vore alone but if you want to fight I’ll fuckin deck you if not I hope we can be buddies) -??¿

this is so intense I’m losing it ?

[nyarados]

*hops on another counter* *gasps* I HAVE A TAG? Also, I know most of the Pokemon, I'm just not good with regions??? Who's your favorite out if the original 150(1) (mine is vulpix because I love my multi tailed fire squirrel.)

OKAY FIRST OF ALL VULPIX IS A FOX IT IS LITERALLY THE FOX POKEMON SO WHO YOU CALLING A SQUIRREL ASLDKFJSF

second I’m just like imagining you hopping higher and higher from counter to counter like you’re on some giant counter ladder

and to answer the question: fuckkkk I love the vulpix line too and growlithe’s and I mean squirtle?? literally my first baby?? but uhhhhh lapras alskdfajsflk

[nyarados]

HEY SO I FOUND MY HEADPHONES YA KNOW AND NAHSJSBSJAKSJSNSBWJQJ BITH?????? SJDVSDBSJHDHDHEEHJEUDDHJSFHUV&&@&@GSJSJ

AJFKJSKSJS IS U OKAY ????

[nyarados]

Hi my sister borrowed my headphones so now I can't hear your beautiful voice??? -counter hoping sadly, the counter anon.

I promise you’re not missing out on much

[nyarados]

Only just saw this, but @hops, im okay!! Positivity cult life is nice & thing's've calmed down a fair bit compared to the initial hype :) - 🌸

hops