#couple promises

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Superhero Promise #11

"I will completely understand if you fall in love with someone else because you think I'm dead, as long as you promise to tell me whether or not you had my kid when I return."

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Superhero Promise #8

"If I miss a date with you, I promise it will be for a really good reason, like the end of the world, or a sale on spandex."

This also applies to missed family functions.

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Superhero Promise #6

"I promise to wait a respectable amount of time after your funeral before shacking up with your alternate universe counterpart."

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Superhero Promise #1

“If my deceased spouse returns from the dead, I promise you’ll be the first to know.”