#superhero promises

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Superhero Promise #12

"No more jokes about your cooking and how fortunate it is that I'm invincible."

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Superhero Promise #11

"I will completely understand if you fall in love with someone else because you think I'm dead, as long as you promise to tell me whether or not you had my kid when I return."

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Superhero Promise #10

"I won't use my powers to cheat on Game Night."

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Superhero Promise #9

"If you're taken hostage by my enemies, I'll come and rescue you, even if it's obviously a trap."

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Superhero Promise #8

"If I miss a date with you, I promise it will be for a really good reason, like the end of the world, or a sale on spandex."

This also applies to missed family functions.

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Superhero Promise #7

"I won't use my powers to help you unless you're asking for help."

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Superhero Promise #6

"I promise to wait a respectable amount of time after your funeral before shacking up with your alternate universe counterpart."

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Superhero Promise #5

"If I turn evil and try to kill you, I'll give you an hour's head start.*"

*"There is no guarantee my evil self will keep this promise."