Jul 12
Nothing says "romance" like sitting inside a giant piece of farm equipment. The ad claims they are "ordinary couples doing an extraordinarily refreshing thing," which is just code for "we found a tractor tire and decided to drink vodka in it." The drink is called "The Machete," presumably because it carves through your inhibitions (and maybe your stomach lining with that pineapple juice mix). "Smirnoff leaves you breathless", mostly because you're crushed by the tire.
Source: Esquire Magazine, August 1973