wait do i just send a ship? im too lazy to go back. so um our puckurt. oh oh oh and the Poly!Puckofsky we had once upon a time.
For Poly!Puckofsky
big spoon/little spoon: Puck loves being Dave’s little spoon though he doesn’t mind mixing it up once in a while.
favorite non-sexual activity: Singing to Dave.
who uses all the hot water: They both do when they’re in it. Otherwise they’re pretty in and out.
most trivial thing they fight over: Who gets Rory’s ass, haha.
who does most of the cleaning: Dave usually.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Pretty sure that’s Kurt, but Puck and Dave like most of the same things so they don’t care what to watch when it’s the two of them (or everyone else).
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Usually one of the other guys as Puck and Dave try to fix it.
who steals the blankets: Neither, Puck’s a near furnace and they’re usually too sweaty from sex.
who leaves their stuff around: Puck usually, though Dave sometimes leaves his boxers around.
who remembers to buy the milk: Dave and Puck equally cook but Puck gets Dave to go grocery shopping for him and the rest of the house.
who remembers anniversaries:
For Chef!Puckurt
who cooks normally?: Obs Puck. He just loves it, loves being able to wow Kurt/Kat and make special dishes for him/her.
how often do they fight?: In the beginning a lot, but once they’re over their issues, not too often.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Puck focuses on his restaurant, but he still thinks of Kurt/Kat.
nicknames for each other?: Princess, even after the reveal.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Tech Puck but Kurt/Kat always offers up ‘dessert’.
who steals the covers at night?: Kurt/Kat does definitely.
what would they get each other for gifts?: While food is tempting/easy, Puck tries to get stuff to help Kat/Kurt with their fashion and major. Little things usually.
who kissed who first?: Puck.
who made the first move?: Kat tech, and then Kurt again.
who remembers things?: Puck’s a little bad at that cause he’s so consumed by the restaurant business so it’s Kurt/Kat.
who started the relationship?: The fake one was Puck, the real one… Probably Kurt?
who cusses more?: Puck, duh.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Like anything, Puck would cut a bitch lol. And then do his best to take care of Kat/Kurt.