May 22, 2020
Puck : You got a girlfriend?
Dave : Yep. Her name’s Aimee... big-tits...
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Puck : You got a girlfriend?
Dave : Yep. Her name’s Aimee... big-tits...
Puck of sky for the Halloween Meme!!
(Halloween) Give me a ship and I'll tell you who: - accepting
Chooses the pumpkin: Dave
Carves the pumpkin: Puck
Gets scared and clings to the other in a haunted house: Neither. They’re both too macho to be scared (even if they secretly are).
Matching costume idea: Mario and Luigi
Makes a cozy bed-fort to cuddle in: Dave (He’s so sweet to Puck!)
Steal’s the other’s candy: Both. (Usually Puck steals Dave’s candy first ‘cause Dave always buys the best candy).
Accidentally gets lost in a corn maze: Neither. (Although, Puck pretended to once just to see how Dave would react. Poor guy almost had a heart attack and Puck just laughed his ass off).
Tells spooky stories to scare the other: Both. (They usually do a good job scaring one another!)
Collects cool-looking leaves: Neither. (Only nerds collect leaves!)
We had Indian food
for dinner before the Bastille concert, so I got all kinds of Dave/Puck feels about So Nothing's Left Unturned, so I read my friend the Indian food scene. Now I am super sappy.
[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us
Puckofsky - OW!Verse
Puck: I’m sorry. Were you talking to me? Yeah. I do the voices for the seven dwarves when I read Beth her story, but my closet isn’t the one with that sequin thing with the rhinestones.Puck: Do me a favor and never wear it around Beth, okay?. Two is a little young to be putting a kid in therapy.
Puckofsky [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Puckofsky - OW!Verse
Puck: That’s either a compliment from him about your fucking skills or more information that I need about how much of a mess you two make when you get nasty.Puck: Congrats on being able to get his pants off, though. And for finding out that he’s apparently got tucking room in the skinny jeans. I had my doubts.
[text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. {Puckofsky}
Puckofsky - OW!verse
Puck: Dude, we’ve talked about your hedgehog obsession. It’s not healthy. We’re all getting kinda worried.Puck: Kurt’s been talking about an intervention. Don’t make me and Quinn write cards about why we love your weird ass. It’s weird and your boyfriend’s gonna stick you on some TLC show about strange addictions.
wait do i just send a ship? im too lazy to go back. so um our puckurt. oh oh oh and the Poly!Puckofsky we had once upon a time.
For Poly!Puckofsky
big spoon/little spoon: Puck loves being Dave’s little spoon though he doesn’t mind mixing it up once in a while.
favorite non-sexual activity: Singing to Dave.
who uses all the hot water: They both do when they’re in it. Otherwise they’re pretty in and out.
most trivial thing they fight over: Who gets Rory’s ass, haha.
who does most of the cleaning: Dave usually.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Pretty sure that’s Kurt, but Puck and Dave like most of the same things so they don’t care what to watch when it’s the two of them (or everyone else).
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Usually one of the other guys as Puck and Dave try to fix it.
who steals the blankets: Neither, Puck’s a near furnace and they’re usually too sweaty from sex.
who leaves their stuff around: Puck usually, though Dave sometimes leaves his boxers around.
who remembers to buy the milk: Dave and Puck equally cook but Puck gets Dave to go grocery shopping for him and the rest of the house.
who remembers anniversaries:
For Chef!Puckurt
who cooks normally?: Obs Puck. He just loves it, loves being able to wow Kurt/Kat and make special dishes for him/her.
how often do they fight?: In the beginning a lot, but once they’re over their issues, not too often.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Puck focuses on his restaurant, but he still thinks of Kurt/Kat.
nicknames for each other?: Princess, even after the reveal.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Tech Puck but Kurt/Kat always offers up ‘dessert’.
who steals the covers at night?: Kurt/Kat does definitely.
what would they get each other for gifts?: While food is tempting/easy, Puck tries to get stuff to help Kat/Kurt with their fashion and major. Little things usually.
who kissed who first?: Puck.
who made the first move?: Kat tech, and then Kurt again.
who remembers things?: Puck’s a little bad at that cause he’s so consumed by the restaurant business so it’s Kurt/Kat.
who started the relationship?: The fake one was Puck, the real one… Probably Kurt?
who cusses more?: Puck, duh.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Like anything, Puck would cut a bitch lol. And then do his best to take care of Kat/Kurt.