❝ man, i missed out on the cool robot fight ‘cause i was a statue. ❞ woah!! where'd he come from?? how’d he get up there?? Lancer must have climbed to his current position atop Mr. Tenna's head, where he is now sprawled on his tummy in a splat. ❝ can you be my robot and fight girl dad's giant robot? that would be awesome!! ❞
📺⭐🟥⭕ Wow! He didn't even feel their little paws on him! He nearly shook them off trying to find where they were when he looked around for them.
At first he's just confused what they're referring to. Then... he breaks into a cold sweat. " Uhhhhhhh..... " The low, steady tone he was letting off may have given the impression he was broken for a moment. But he was just... trying to think of a way out of this--
" Kid!! Lancer!! Little buddy!! How... flattering to be offered the role !! But-- I-I'm sure Girl-Dad doesn't pull out a BIG one like that just to play around!! Right?? Hah! " Knowing her, and he does, that's a 50/50 bet. Please say she hasn't already agreed--
" F-for the record, I did... JUST get repaired, kiddo!! Haha! I- I'm a little stiff, anyhow!! M-maybe the action can continue after a break?? " He very nervously suggests, feigning winding his shoulder joint, knowing full well there's a non-zero chance he's enough of a lousy sap to rather face lasers and acid than hear the kid think he isn't 'awesome'. He's banking on their short attention span-- they'll forget about this in a day or two, right? Or he can... talk Queen into faking it like a wrestling match by then? Who knows-- but he's too got-dang old to do his own stunts like this!!
