Thursday again (technically Friday in UK but who's counting), you know what time it is at this point
Critical role spoilers below for ep 15:
Opening:
human Guy with So Many weapons 👀
AZUNE HIII- gallows choir (Merc company)
HES 12??? A BABY! THREE APPLES TALL :(((
His parents and sister there, oh my heart owch, weak hands, sick?? Sick... Oh :(
Oh, sobbing over baby Azune and his family
Oh they're all kids??? Brennan I'll sob
Heems and hurrs :(( they're kids and starving
BUT HE GOT IT!!!
Oh :((( oh ow :(((((( he's just a baby, I'm. I feel like I'm owed financial compensation after that
I'm holding them in my hands so gently I am tucking them all in at night with a kiss and a warm blanket and a full meal and-
Hey Luis?? Financial compensation for the feelings you hurt, ow
Please let him have seen his family again please please NO OW :(((((
Pre Break:
Why he speakin like that /pos
Soooo epic
I'm once again wearing the Skelton shirt wow why do I keep wearing this on days I'll see Occtis, this is an odd pattern /silly
Man I loved those druids I hope they're okay
Rip Frons, your hilarious timing will be noted dorwvee
"sorry not sorry" ... 🌱🌻spring wedding🌹🌺
Vaelus was also there 😌 my queen 😌💜
YEAHHH MY DEMON BABY GIRLS
Baby girl why do you keep forgetting your dice
Occtis changed! Probably has clean clothes, maybe
Good words said! Campaign over guys /j
Oh a spell behind them? Yeah that's probably the twins,
BIG OL' BIRDS!!! LORD OF THE RINGS STYLE LETS GO THEYEE MASSIVE. BIG BABY??? 5'11 CHICKS
my lil bird brain is so fuckin happy rn
"white breasts" I am so very tired I have not napped it is 3:30 am I can not be trusted to comment what I was gonna say
Druid with the birds (for real this time) (probably)
30ft??? Damn. Angey to be awake so true baby
This is such a cool description of the sky carriage I'm so sat
They're so iconic I love Amada, though Julien immediately being on the defensive is kinda 🌱🌻 spring wedding🌹🌺 of him
Oh the baby (old eagle) has an injury :((( I hope he gets his sleep and rest
Give the old man his cow
Big day for the Occtis community
24 YEAAA MY WIFE ROLLED WELL TODAY
oh that doesn't sound good
Get outta the there my guys
Amada I'm kissing your forehead you're wonderful
"yeahehehe, nohoho" Aabria ily
Anti-air tag for my baby boy
👀 interesting story but bbg do we have the time
Hehehhehe bear hug
Oh secret gift? Wooden ring?
Ammunition fire something something in the smoking chest
I love this old man eagle so much this is my grandpa now, I wish grandpapa eagle the best cow and a goooood nap
Aranessa having done this before is so funny, iconic of her, casual eagle steering icon
YEAHHHH BIG SKY GRANDPAPA GO WOOSH
Oh I hope none of them are scared of heights, CATCH PIN GOOD HOKD THE BABY
Flap without a trace! Oh wait man :"") nvm sky grandpapa why must you be obvious
Rolled pretty well!! Ty dice and Sky Pop pop
Big Bird At Night, Impossible Flight
Julien baby girl I'm making out with you sloppy style I too would be worried 🌱🌻spring wedding🌹🌺
AKY GRANDPAPA GOOD SMOOTH FLIGHT
Oh no the twins speaking to Baby Girl Bear, I hope the twins don't start something -
Oh a bow that's nice- oh smoke form twins- unsettling?? Ummmm
COLDER??? BABY GIRL NO
Manifesting shapes that's sick as hell but oh no uh oh - EAT IT? DO NOT PUT ANOTHER ARTIFACT IN THAT BOY
Gotta attune to that bad boy and fast, The Twins want to Get Your Ass
A hawk DONT ATTACK IMMEDIATELY TAISHA BBG OH MY GOD LMAOOO
"they're coming for you" yeah baby we know 🫶
GWT THEIR ASS HAWK BOY BLAST THOSE SPIRITS
Wow these seekers keep being in between the big fights huh, people Want them so bad
Sky Eagle Grandpapa please
Well yeah of course they attacked anyway, it's them, is anyone surprised? I keep saying how much the Tachonis' suck we can Not be shocked when they're beefing with people on sight
SKY POPPOP SPEEDY YEAHHH
Clouds part and it's Prebby
"hey Occtis I fuckin hate your family" yeah you're not the only one pookie
Are they giggling at "gentle flapping noise" (same)
Hanan pookie are you joining the party
Sleeby time in the sky with Sky Grandpapa, good shout get your long rest in
Baby can't sleep now more :(((
Elijah Wood canon to critical role /silly
"I'm fine I.. I.. my brother died. I mean we weren't close. But he was still my brother" heems 😭
I need him hugged and held and kissed on the forehead and cheeks and hugged again, rock him
You're not an embarrassment I'll fucking Get Them
YOU ARE SPECIAL! YEAH VAELUS YOU TELL HIM
Winter wedding for Vaelus? Winter? Fall? Summer? Idk but Julien has spring
"but I want to be" my wife
Vaelus I'm holding you gently
I'm holding them in my arms, my purple seekers. I have keychains of them and I love them so many
Baby boy do you have pleasant memories?
Learning by watching her relax is so
"it's like being pee shy" .. sure
Her brother, her best friend :(( memories are so :((( in this campaign
On a UNICORN????? HOLY SHIT "the hunting ground" "that's for the hunters!!"
"you're a bitch" "you can't say bitch on a unicorn" swear jar for the unicorn please
They're so silly I love them
Before 50, so she's a baby at this point for the elf
Making flower crowns is a kinda prayer, you're right
Leaning against Taisha while identifying objects sobbing screaming
The Walkers Ward, 250 years old! Damn! Strong magic, (refresh) , ooo so it's a consent necklace
Oooo web net maze that's such a fun image Alex Ward you're wonderful I like your brain
"I wonder if you still have dreams" I am on the floor
Post Break:
What's in the box
"Juice, some kinda Juice"
What IS in the box???
Charms!! Hare, Otter, Spring. Oh these are so cool
Embers of Arask (???) in chest, dim smoking crackling, ancient coal deep deep below earth, that's so cool. "Very fancy hand warmer"
"they will burn people" no shit pookie, they're coals
PUTTING IN YHE SENSOR IS COOL AS FUCK YO?
They like experimenting 👀
Arask primordial queen titan of fire
Yeah I'm not gonna try and spell the druid book name - book of the name of stones , oh I'm so glad the cast is also struggling with that ones name
Comprehend languages 👁️👁️ Occtis baby boy you're so cool
So many stone names, can't wait to meet John The Rock (14 pronounable syllables) nvm johnanamanananannananananananathan the rock
Rock Family Tree ??? Rocks have souls ??? Neat! Baby is learning languages
OCCTIS??? POOKIE OIL YOUR JOINTS GET REST
Vaelus I'm in love with you
"go to sleep go to sleep" I'm imagining the Tyranny on chest but it's Vaelus
Dim light but Open eyes still.. oh it's so corpse like I'm 👀 that's so funky/pos he's conscious but Not, OH HES DISASSOCIATED HWS LIKE ME FR
Occtis just like me frfr
Guards, hug this man
Thimble and Occtis baby friends I sob
Julien waking up first and just letting the Stack lean on him I'm.. 🌺🌹 spring wedding 🌻🌱
Oh sky grandpapa just flying because he didn't wanna land :((( someone let this man rest
"the bird is getting sleepy" the way he said that... 🌱🌻🌻🌹🌺 spring-
Eternal night is so interesting to meeee, 70 years no dawn, no sun
"I won't rest here" :(( sky poppop I love you I hope you get to sleep soon
"I know that if I sleep it might be fun to kill me" BAVK OFF MY GRANDAD LET HIM EEST AND CHILL WITHOUT DANGER
oh Occtis :(((( I'm so proud of you for resting
Oh he GOTTA rest or else huh, fun /gen
Oh command word sleep would be so interesting,,, Vaelus could command me- I need to calm down
Harder Better Faster Stronger (hops)
"looks up the jump spell" kissing you
"if you lose it I'll kill you" Taisha I adore you
THATS HOW MOST FIRE WORKS THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING LMAO
BOING BOINNNG BOIOOOIOOINHHGG (springs hitting ground on big carriage)
Scared goats, yeah I would be scared if I was goat too, big eagle grandpapa hungy
"what, are we doing here?" Gods he's hot 🌻🌹spring wedding🌱🌺
Pookie baby girl I don't know how safe anywhere is my love my darling
Farmhouse time to pay a guy "oh no" "yeahhh....."
Oh he's great I love him what a good goat farmer guy
Sky grandpapa hungyyyy
I'll miss Sky Grandpapa I love him
Professional Sky Grandpapa
HAWK STILL HERE? HANAN POOKIE ?? ARE YOU NOT TIRED ?????? Red tailed hawk will Likely be Hanan if we see one again, nod nod
Very persuasive, very important
Oh he wanted to keep them safe :(( Hanan my opinion of you is high rn please don't change that by calling Vaelus a slur again
Giggling a lil at the idea of this elf going back home like "yeah I got a sick piercing while I was with the dead kid and co"
"what a strange few days" so true 🌱🌺 spri- 🌻🌹
Ending
Occtis you're so cooool , Mage armour just in case is so smart and that's so cool of a way to do it
I'm normal about the seekers (<-lying, a lying liar who lies)
"I confuse my son's" I love Taisha seeing Occtis as her kid y'all it's so heart emoji to me, give him a better family
Tall broad shoulders half orc knight 👀 kiss on the cheek??? 👀👀👀👀👀👀
Taisha about to Get That Guy, she's so hot
Captain Luka?
"I teach him many things" .. wish it were me, spring wedding 🌱🌱🌺🌺🌻
"TWenTy TwoOo"
"without you here they've had a good night's sleep" AAYO??? ... Spring wedding🌱🌺🌹🌻👀
MAKING A FUCK CASTLE??????? HELLOOSOOSISKS
Seekers go to a Fuck Castle (real) (not fake)
"strap in" more like strap on
Uh oh a guy with fillament
Occtis our special lil boy ever I'm so glad he's done here
Juliens Fuck Castle seems great
A very weird question huh? "How closely have you trained my son sir Julien" "we're close to a bridge right?" Taisha do you wanna know yhat
"I have not fucked your son" "this is so bizarre"
I love how Occtis is so uncomfortable
"we do not grind people into the act of war" im sure 👀
Moms will Get Your Ass
"he's not risking it everyday, sometimes we go to town" I love him
Donald fletcher
"this is not an insult" great start baby
"around people who thrive, isn't it?" Damn
Anyway I want them to kiss
Older knight, captain Luka faedrun
Welcome to Jurassic park
Serami .... Those fuckers
Snake tattoo is cool as fuck
"oh Im wondering" "for those who need to" the fuck castle is wild anyway 🌱🌺spring and non spring wedding
The gang at this castle be - Oop Matt's tummy made a noise
Occtis standing behind is so :((( holding him
Nessa beloved baby girl I'm so worried for you sometimes please don't die
"is this an inspection?" He's just There shshshshhs
"where are your men in arms?" Well. You know. Uh. Gone
Looking at this rag tag group and having to figure out the vibes is so funny
YEAH MY WIFE WITH A 23
Ahh she's worried? Worried and looking at Occtis, interesting, I wonder what you know snake lady
Taisha locking the doors is so cunty, and Julien asking that if he's is hot 🌱🌺spring wedding🌻🌹
Gaia is Worrrieeeed
Who are you 👀👀👀👀👁️👀👁️👀👁️👁️👁️👁️
"I'm me. I'm your vassal knight my lord"
She's frightened and this is news to her, okay okay, she's fine, baby girl, holding her face gently, kissing her cheeks
House Tachonis are Wild man, they be doing shit
"don't worry about Occtis, that's our pet necromancer"
Occtis my man I hope your vassal listens
"I think I have failed greatly my lord"
Oh yikes the Tachonis Girls were there and Lied and got people to leave huh
Including Taishas son
Are in the Night by the Tachonis' Twins
Oh yeah wow this place is a mess
Oh baby girl ... :(((
Yes Taisha we know your son is in danger,
Yeah I'd also prefer they not die
Julien offering a change to Gaia :((( I love him
"then give your command, Tachonis" 🌱🌺spring wedding 🌻🌹
She's a baby, my baby girl, my baby girl Gaia Serami, I love she, I adore
"with respect to the house Tachonis" oh please you don't gotta give them that
Gaia I hold so gently
Nessa goes to Golden Orchid time? Probably smart but
I hope she stays safe wherever she goes
Gaia <33 I'm emotionally attached
"Nessa who are you now?" RAAA
"I take her finger ""what do you need?"" I love him :((( 🌱🌱🌱wedding
"you've always had to make a choice, and the world's always been chaos, it's just touching you now" BANGER LINE
Julien you are wonderful
"you love this place, what did you find here?" A fuck castle "a purpose" or that
They mean so much to me
THEY MEAN SO MUCH TI MEEE 😭😭😭😭😭
24!! Mybwifeeeew
What doesn't feel right? 👀
OH???? SECRETS BWHIND BOARD WHAT DID SHE ROLL???? I need a trusted adult
I hold themmmmmm so gentlyyyyy
👁️👁️
Behind her eyes is the largest secret ??? I wanna knowwwwwww
"Safe travels" sobbing
Nessa I love you please please please stay safe
AUUUGHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭
AAHHHHH THE THUMB PIANO SHE PLAYED FOR HIM I SOB DHWUW NESSA :(((((((( NESSA I LOVE YOU
Nessa :(((((((((((
Sobbing and crying and wailing
"I've found what is ours, ans something else" oh? Interesting
ASKING HER SISTERS ABOUT NESSA OH 👀👀👀👀
Puddle of tears
"I'll be the last woman that got held by you around here" LAMMAISIAKA
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOD EPISODE
Can't wait to go to The Bad Place tm
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''🌱🌹Spring Wedding🌺🌼'' (I'm attracted to Julien) Count:
13
2 in the first 45 minutes
[Time Frame] wedding (Vaelus is pretty and I love her) count:
Thinking about Vaelus, a mourner for a nature goddess whose death left behind a barren wasteland, putting the Embers of Arask in her censer has me like:
