#crack!stuff

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This just in: recently discovered vines of a young Hades ( @ofpluuto ). 

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All this talk of Fire Emblem has made Music wanna play Awakening again...He never did finish that Lunatic run.

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So You just met Cronus.

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  “You know, I keep hearing these things from mortals about us being married and having children. Funny thing is...I don’t recall any of that ever happening. Did Lethe wipe those memories away or perhaps that’s in another timeline?” Rhea chuckles, taking a sip of her wine. 

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Bey.once’s hair is getting darker, longer and curlier during this tour (aka looking more how I picture Rh.ea’s hair to be) and I’m seeing her in concert for the first time this coming week....

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Modern Mini Headcanon

Rhea definitely watches reality shows (even trashy ones, she gets a kick out of them) and drinks wine with fancy appetizers. She finds them to be fun and entertaining to watch especially when she wants something light and not serious to occupy her time when she wants to relax. She'll end up talking to the tv screen as if the people can hear her and she'll also talk to her lion companions about the going ons about the shows especially when she’s drinking. At least they understand her and can respond back to her.

She tends to watch reality tv programs like Real Housewives franchise, Married at First Sight, (insert Country here) Got Talent, The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Survivor, Paternity Court, Judge Judy, Scariest Places on Earth/Fear/Celebrity Paranormal Project, Undercover Boss, VH1 Celebrity Dating Shows like Flavor of Love and Rock of Love, and Dancing Competitions like Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance. 

This is often an activity she does alone or with her lions, but she will welcome family to join her if they are interested. That is, family members she’s comfortable being more fun and loose (and sometimes drunk) around. 

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Crack nickname for child Poseidon if the whole "Cronus devoured my kids" thing didn't happen (and heck, probably when he's older to...Rhea just whispers it or says it only when its just her and Poseidon): Sea Monkey.

Sure, they might not be real but the sea is vast and mostly undiscovered, so who knows? Maybe there is something like Sea Monkeys and I feel it's something cute and embarrassing that Rhea would call her sea worthy son. Sea Monkeys are real in this universe lol