#crack again

[silenced-no-longer]

// on the topic of neko nemesis: purring. I completely glossed over this before, but a cat purring can make a sick person feel better (source: my own cat) so what if Nemesis has a similar function for calming/soothing it’s deployers?

What if, when used on a mech that isn’t a deployer or another warship, it works a little TOO well?

[thebutterflyranger]

Oh you like Ranger's Apprentice? Say all the words.

[saturstay-oldblog]

ngl I might get “you and me. One hundred percent, forever. In every universe” tattooed right under where my heart is supposed to be

[piraticalarchive]

*nuzzles*

“Don’t give me that, love. You still haven’t given me what I want.”

[captainmeganes]

Hi my name is Akashi Seijuurou and I have short red hair and red eyes like limpid blood of my enemies and a lot of people tell me I look like my father Akashi Masaomi  (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m from Japan but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a point guard, and I play for the Rakuzan basketball team as captain (I’m sixteen). I’m absolute (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red and black. I have a family stylist and I wear all my clothes from them. For example today I was wearing a tank top on top of a high quality t-shirt with shorts, and red trainers with rainbow socks. I was walking outside the school. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about.  Nash Gold smirked at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[mermaidjeune-blog]

Things that would've improved Hearts R:

bunny costumes

bunny costumes for EVERYONE

bunny costume for Shing, Hisui, Cal, Galando, Kunzite

oh my god bunny costume for Richea???? YES.

skit faces for my not-husbando

seriously, did they even consider giving him more than one facial expression????

break Innes

she totally kissed him in the DS version ok :|

dude, at least desaturate Cal and Galando in the last anime cutscene. :\ they look so out-of-place

3D Prena

make it Tales of Innes and put the Bantam Bouncers for a sing-along cameo

Innes' elemental manifestations should've been the water creatures she named her artes from (Baleine Breath would have a whale that spits water from its blowhole, Dolphin Cirque would have a bunch of crazy dolphins attacking the target, etc...)

ummmmm don't fuck up her Neptune Rage, goddammit

Tales of Innes

[carefree-vassal-moved]

Beer~

Pretty similar to her male counterpart except for the part where Tatara would usually start blurting out random pickup lines which would lead to him either getting knocked out by the blonde or getting kicked out of the bar.

[izzy-isme92]

here ya go...i do love some good cracks!