kpopp plays desperate housewives #9 starter sentences (pt 1)
"Fuck you again. Fuck you sideways. Fuck you every type of way and NOT in a good way with sandpaper dick, asshole."
"I don't give a fuck about you."
"Entertain your man friend."
"Wait, are we like, selling our house? Like what is this."
"You know what? My windows are just fine."
"Oh. You'll see it later."
"Oh god, the son just scared the fuck out of me, I thought I was gonna get murdered."
"I just have a ton of pills."
"I have to be ready to SEDUCE."
"Part of being a bitch is pretending to be nice some of the time."
"You guys have to work on your bitchiness."
"He was the star pupil in that class because he was fucking the teacher."
"Wait, who said anything about a couple, ___?"
"He's gonna be like 'Nooo, that girl's unfortunate looking, I want to bang the teacher'."
"He takes after his mother, he'll probably get her pregnant or something."
"Yeah, no, not the demon children."
"Let's just yell at him."
"He's not fucking the teacher in that class."
"Maybe I'll make dinner tonight. Maybe. Probably not. Just kidding."
"That's great, because I don't even know my past."
"___ does not have a good reputation with high school boys."
"Let's see how these sick-ass kids are."
"I have to make soup, sorry."
"We're gonna seduce someone later."
"I'm planning on making your favorite lasagna tonight. No I'm not."
"If you're not fucking banging your secretary."
"Great, NOW who am I gonna seduce?"
"Go help Julie, get out of my house."
