hiiiiii soooooo i'm sorry i've been dead for a while. School has formally decided that it will ruin me. So, after a dozen mental breakdowns and episodes of spiraling, i think i got my motivation back! Also, more big news, I may get to sing a solo for my school's choir concert!!! I'm so happy and I hope you guys enjoy this. I made it for a christmas bucket list but also to help improve my will to write :D and dw, a part 2/interlude of the 'Stolen Soldier' is coming soon!!!
Masterlist
Christmas Department
Post Vengeance Saga!Poseidon x Reader
EPIC: The Musical ~ Oneshot ~ Crackshot
Words: 229
Published: 12/4/2024
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“I wish Odysseus killed me,” Poseidon grumbled with a heaved sigh. Working in Ithaca’s most famed department store during Christmas was crazy and tiring. A duck quacked in the exhausted worker's face before walking off the treadmill register and morphing into a wall. Poseidon began sobbing and wailing.
“WHY MEEEEEE!!! MY POOR DUCK AND WIFE!!!!” The wife in question was a cookie sat on top of the cash register. Lighting struck the mushroom aisle, murdering all the old people instantly. The god sighed again, knowing a hundred broccoli people would complain about the weather.
Suddenly the doors burst open with a ginormous explosion. In the smoke stood a famed figure of being radical. Y/n L/n.
“Nya~! Poseidon-senpai~!” They called with their signature cat paws. Poseidon's eyes became hearts as he began floating up and drooling as an ocean fell from his mouth and evaporated on Y/n’s hotness.
“My kitten, my toots, my mwah mwah meowsies,” Poseidon praised like the papi he was.
Slowly before his eyes, Y/n began morphing into something. Their posture bent as their mouth elongated and their nose grew bigger. A dog. Y/n became a dog.
“RUFF RUFF MEOW ARF ARF!” Poseidon grinned and hopped around in joy like a kawaii e-girl.
“Let’s go trim a tree!” Poseidon grabbed Y/n’s legs and ran off somewhere.
Sigh, young love. So beautiful.











