#crackship anon

[crackships-offical]

Woah

Another crackshipper???

— @crackship-anon

I never thought that i would find a crackship buddy! It's nice to know that more people enjoy crackships.

Come here :)

If someone asks, you drank the lemonade.

[phightingships]

Walter White x Medkit aka MethMakers

The two met in the desert after Walter had a scouter hit him and decided to make meth together <3

- Crackship anon

Also side note/non crack ship, but Biograft x Doomsekkar. After Doomsekkar got out of her prison realm she met a scrapped Biograft, repaired them, the biograft helped her with researching plants and giving information about the modern Inferno. The Biograft gained sentience and accidentally got a crush. I'm calling it 'Doomed Vessel' until I get a better name.

Anyway Crackship Anon/Crack anon out ✌️

METH MAKERS 😭

I should probably say crack ships are more fine, especially because they go towards the crack ship counter so there ain’t “Walter white” on the list of phighting ships. also are you the same crack anon since you also put crackship so question. Mark? im not putting crack anon up since idk im probably just being stupid. i mean if people search on the blog “crack anon” you’ll appear regardless I think

[doyelikehaggis]

i'm reading back your landon x lizzie answers and my questions about them and ah, the memories - crackship anon

CRACKSHIP ANON!! You came back!!! I’ve missed you! But oh my god, I forgot about those lmao. Ah, I loved them so much. Landon x Lizzie is still a superior ship.

[remmston]

Hi, hello! I know you guys are mutuals but that's not gonna stop me

May I interest you in Tomoe x Anarka?

Oh hey crackship anon

And yes you have interested me in the mom duo that could kill a bitch and intimidate the cops into getting away with murder

Now if you don't mind, when you take the ship back to cap could you remind them to drink some water and take care of themself?

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

Top 5 crackships?

thanks for the ask anon!! 🖤💫

in no particular order because i'm an indecisive bitch:

Aelin x Ansel (ToG)- kickass nemesis murder babies turned adrenaline seeking girlfriends in the most epic enemies to lovers slowburn the red desert has ever seen- a la mr. and mrs. smith except it's mrs. and mrs. smith. (@danieldesario and i have had discussions ab this hc and honestly, if rowaelin were not literal perfection this would be a serious ship.)

Nicasia x Taryn (TFOTA)- listen i realise we all kinda hate taryn. and nicasia isn't great. but if you're telling me they wouldn't bond over being two of locke's exes and their inevitable mutual hatred of him, you are lying to yourself.

Feyre x Rhysand x Lucien (ACOTAR)- honestly this one just stems from me hating love triangles with a burning passion. y'all can go ship elriel and be happy. just don't leave lucien in the dust like that. also the sex would be pretty wild between these 3 (autumn's got fire in their blood or some kinky shit like that) and that's all that matters in the end.

Beau x Coco x Ansel (Serpent & Dove)- i love them. i hate love triangles. it could work. ansel would be so in over his head, but it could work the dynamic is there.

Manon x literally every female character in ToG- you heard me. every. other. female. character. send tweet.

ask me ship asks!

[hmshermitcraft]

Iskall and Herobrine, the tutu twins -crackship anon

Iskall moves closer to the white eyes figure, tilting their head as they listen to the music Herobrine played through his headphones. The music itself sound like classical music, almost like the music they used to dance to as a kid.

Iskall pulls the headphones off, and plays the music out in the open for everyone to hear, they pull Herobrine up and drags him along to a dance, moving carefully but keeping in time with the song.

Herobrine smiles as Iskall drags him into another song, he leans forwards and kiss them

[doyelikehaggis]

Just saw the episode. I felt like Josie's jealousy was easier to swallow this episode. I don't know why. I loved her speaking Japanese though. And Lizzie hurt my heart. And MG! What a plottwist with Sebastian appearing to him. Also, Wade. I like him. Can we keep him? I missed Kaleb! And I also miss Pedro! I'm excited for next week! It was such a long wait! - Crackship Anon

I have misssd you, Crackship Anon, the wait was indeed far too long! But damn was it worth it.

Josie's jealousy was definitely easier to swallow this episode. I'm pretty sure it's because it's not as aggressive and is coming off as basic teenage jealousy? I mean, I get why she's worried. Hope is pretty obvious about still having feelings for Landon, and yeah, I'm sure Josie trusts Landon, but it's easy to have doubts, especially with such a new relationship. (Speaking of that part, I died at Alaric's face when he found out they were together.)

Her speaking Japanese was so good! I am in love with this girl, honestly.

Oh god, don't even get me started on Lizzie. Every one of her scenes broke my heart. From finding out no one else can see Sebastian, to her crying and eating the ice cream on her own, to her begging Josie to just end it for her. I said I only wanted happiness for her, they are not allowed to do this.

The plottwist!! I'm actually so happy that Sebastian appeared to MG, my god, that's so good. Now he can see that Lizzie isn't seeing things, and now they can actually interact, and I'm just going to die over all of their scenes. Probably gonna start shipping them, not gonna lie. But I'm just so excited to see what happens next with that.

Wade. Sweet, sweet Wade. Yes, we can absolutely keep him. He's so precious.

And yes, I missed Kaleb so much!! I'm glad that we're at least getting him next episode based on the promo pictures, and hopefully it's not just for the dance-off part. And Pedro! Bring him back!

God, I am so excited for next week as well! Hopefully we won't have to do the whole waiting a week thing again until Christmas. The drama is too intense for us to wait!

[doyelikehaggis]

Kaleb has a last name! While I'm sad it's not Bennett or Griffiths, I'm still stoked. Kaleb Hawkins. Kym Hawkins. It has a ring to it, I must admit! :D And hey, maybe Pedro's either a Griffith or a Bennett? :P Anyway, I can't wait for the new episode (even though I'll only be able to watch it tomorrow hahaha xD) And, also, sorry for my lateness! School and life. Ugh. I did see 2x05 though: I liked the labyrinth. The 'I need a Hero' segment cracked me up. Everyone looked so nice! - Crackship Anon

It's nice to have you back, Crackship Anon! Don't worry, I totally understand school and life getting in the way. The last episode was great, though! I'm glad it wasn't just me that loved the 'I need a Hero' segment xD. That part was hilarious! And yes, everyone looked amazing!

I am also sad that Kaleb's last name isn't Bennett or Griffith, but to be fair, that doesn't necessarily mean they don't come from the same bloodline?? But either way, I totally agree, Kaleb and Kym Hawkins certainly has a nice ring to it. And yes, there is always hope for little Pedro! I saw he was on set recently!

But god, yes, so excited for tonight's episode! I know it sucks to have to wait until tomorrow, but you're certainly smarter than me since I'm staying up until 3 am just to watch it. Why do I do this to myself? XD Someone talk me out of this!!

But I hope you enjoy the episode tomorrow, Crackship Anon, and feel free to stop by to discuss whenever you get the time!