#crandle

[thefirstsprout]

[advice-from-crandle]

I don't know if you're still doing this, but...so theres this boy in my spanish class I kinda like....How do I subtly drop hints I like him in class without having a conversation because we barely know each other?

"My friend. If you can't have a conversation you can't drop hints."

"TALK"

("I envy your species - you can speak - but then you insist on refusing to do so!")

[advice-from-crandle]

"I'm out of questions. Anyone care to send in some more?"

[advice-from-crandle]

hey you married

"To the job!" "...Also, I'm the only person here."

[advice-from-crandle]

when ya gona answer another question bro

"When I get questions that aren't about butts."

[advice-from-crandle]

how do I kiss my butt

"I regret creating this blog. I regret everything."

[advice-from-crandle]

i have five us dollars how much money is this worth in Chinese yen

"571 yen."

[advice-from-crandle]

sup crandle my name is smores borg your dope do you have merchandise

"You want advice or not?"