#crap siblings

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Shark is being a bad influence. Teaching her how to flip people off. Had the idea of them stealing police outfits while at work and I needed to. @sealtrolls

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◐ - Your muse to see mine have a violent breakdown for Shark/Eve tbh, boi got a temper so-

It had been a while since you’d gotten to visit Shark. Work was hectic and you’d been trying to spend some time with Xe while he was free. But you missed him. Even if you wouldn’t tell him. Probably. So you decided to try and surprise him and visit him.His hive was hard to get to, or more just a long walk. Mostly on sand which sucked but it gave you plenty of time to collect shells as you went along. Dusting them off of sand and inspecting them before deciding to keep or toss them. You had a pretty decent collection this time and were rather excited to show him a few of them.As you walked up the steps onto his porch you slowed, and then stopped, ears twitching slightly. There was a lot more noise coming from inside this time. Or it sounded like inside. Yelling, something breaking, pacing, a crash. Was he fighting someone? Should you help? Should you stay out of his way? The questions were piling up and before you had any answers you were picking the lock and slipping inside.The room was shockingly still tidy. It was like there wasn’t anything happening. But now that you were inside you could hear the yelling better. But it wasn’t really words most the time, just shouting followed by more thuds. Your short nails dug into your palms and you had to take a few breaths to keep yourself from panicking.“Shark? Are you hive? It’s Evelyn. I’m coming in.” It was hard to force yourself to go deeper into his hive but you wanted to help him. That was what moirails did right? The further into his hive you got the more shocked you were to see nothing broken until you go to the back. The mess was exceptionally local and Shark was standing over the majority of it, breathing heavily over a rather broken portion of wall and you caught the red of his one eye. He was in a rage… you weren’t great at stopping things like that. “Shark… What happened? You’re bleeding!”Without a thought for yourself you moved over quickly and tried to inspect his hand only to have it pulled away quickly as he returned to punching at the half broken wall. It knocked you off balance and you ended up stumbling back before getting upset and scowling at him. How do you fix this? You watched those movies, what did they do? 

You ducked under his arm, wrapping your arms around his waist. You could feel his fist hit the wall as you kept hugging him. Then the next fist. And the next. But they slowed one at a time, growing weaker and calmer as he lost his fight. Slowly he gave in to your shooshing and you started petting his hair and face. He continued to relaxed, his arms wrapping around you after a long amount of time passed.“It’s ok now. It’s ok.”

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👄 smooches from all of my group to yours- and a smooch from me to u Cass o3o cuz ur a good friend and ilu

It was embarrassing but you stood on your tip toes to smooch his cheek in return. “What’s up? You’re not usually /this/ affectionate.”

“Huh? What was that for? Are we close enough friends now for physical affections?” Should you return the gesture? She was sort of tall for you to reach easily if you were going to kiss her cheek or forehead but you could kiss her hand. Yeah, that would work. “There~ A kiss for a kiss.”

“Aw, Lumi....” Your cheeks were starting to glow so you brought a hand up to hide your embarrassment. “What was that for... was it just cause you missed me?”

“Awww thanks Lil Lass. I missed you too!” Scoop her up with a deep chuckle and cover her face in kisses as you hug her.

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⭐️ poses at u with all of our ships and brotps

Crap Siblings- One of the only reasons Eve takes any interest in cooking outside of the treats she makes for work is because she ends up finding out that Shark also enjoys it and she wanted something they shared.

Eastern Ties- Seasia is pretty much the only person Bo will buy gifts for outside of the Empress and even though he doesn’t give the most personal gifts (Things like food mostly) they’re always appreciated.

Athena x Maviss- Because he likes visiting her and chatting with her about new books he finds and which bakeries he finds the best he makes sure to come and visit a few times a month. Something he never does for anyone else because of his flighty nature.

Lumi x Cy- Once he finds out she does music Cyprus has Alicio go out and buy him some of her CDs. After he finds out he actually rather enjoys it he has him go back and buy him some t-shirts.

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💕 bcuz this is an interesting scenario to me but for all of our ships lmao o3o

💕: Under which circumstance would your muse fall in love with them?(We’ll do platonic then romantic where possible)

Eve/Shark: (P) She already does. He’s one of her favorite people. 100% would take life advice from and take his word on a lot of things, something she doesn’t do for anyone else. ( R) Would be difficult at this point because she so fully sees him as her best friend and is very comfortable with how they are now. But things like small cheek kisses, protecting her from large animals/trolls, comforting her after nightmares, and playing with her hair.

Bo/Seasia: (P) He needs someone to listen to his concerns about what he thinks the Empress did to him. The memories he’s having of his past. But even without all of that he’s well on his way to loving her just with having her keep him company and treat him like a normal person. ( R) Challenge him, make him lunches, braid his hair, get him knitting things, and get him wasted.

Maviss/Athena: Maviss’ love is incredibly difficult to get no matter what kind. He’s old and most people he’s loved have passed away by now. At this point he finds it harder to build up the emotional availability for love. He does care deeply for everyone close to him though, even if it’s not quite love, currently his crew are the only ones he loves. To get it, either kind, it just takes time and a lot of it.

Cy/Lumi: (P) Talk to him regularly, show him your interests, take him shopping, get along with Rainah, and send him looooots of pictures. He is especially fond of silly selfies. ( R) Give him gifts, cuddling, hand holding, be protective, know how to care for him if he gets sick, and fine with mutants. (Both) Be fine with his natural shit attitude when he’s not putting up an act for the patrons.

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❆❆ yah turn o3o

Crap Siblings (Your muse in an ugly holiday sweater)As everyone seemed to be saying, twas the season, and that meant new seasonal sweaters. The one you chose to wear today you chose specifically with Shark in mind. It had a typical perigee design with snowflakes and such and the phrase ‘Naughty List Runner Up Champion’ in the center. You also had one that was for the main champ hidden behind your back in Shark’s size as a surprise gift. “Shaaaaark! Are you hive? I’m coming inside so cover up if your indecent!” You knew he wasn’t, you messaged him to make sure he’d be there so you could give him the gift. It was just fun to tease him. You also didn’t wait on a reply and went ahead and let yourself in. Once you found him you held the poorly wrapped present up above your head. “I got you a surprise.”

Eastern Ties (Your muse dressing up as santa)This outfit was... weird to say the least. And honestly you hated wearing this much of your color at once. Seasia promised it wasn’t the uniform of a servant but you still felt like you’d be mistaken for one. She told you it was to boost morale among the other assassins or something like that? Or maybe it was all just a prank. You wouldn’t be surprised if it was the later. At least it was baggy enough for your liking, was just really warm. “How long must I leave this on? I feel ridiculous.” 

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★彡your turn o3o

Eastern Ties1. Gorillaz - O Green World2. Blonde Redhead -  For the Damaged3. Riot Games ft. Nicki Taylor -  Worlds Collide4. Danger Mouse & Daniele Luppi - Two Against One - starring Jack White5. The Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up

Crap Siblings1. Blackbear - Idfc2. The Scissor Sisters -  I Can't Decide3. Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-along Blog - Brand New Day4. Pink Guy - Help5. Pomplamoose - Bust Your KneecapsBonus: cooking by the book remix ft lil jon

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⭐️⭐️⭐️ For Bo/Seas, Athena/Maviss and Crap Siblings o3o ( I consider the fishes a brotp tbh )

Bo/Seas⭐️ Bo tends to set aside some of the better missions for Seasia because he trusts her over the other assassins to complete them both quickly and well.⭐️ Seasia is one of the only people Bo talks to like an old friend.⭐️ Bo finds the reactions of the other assassins, when Seasia calls him nicnames, hilarious. They all tense up and he thinks it’d be amazing to plan a prank on all of them with her.

Athena/Maviss⭐️ Athena is one of the few people who Maviss brings on his ship and doesn’t end up sleeping with, much to the joy of his crew.⭐️ Unfortunately just because they don’t do that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t constantly hit on her, though only in the extent that friends might. The crew of course hates this.⭐️ Maviss enjoys telling her stories of his glory days, even if some of them aren’t 100% true.

Crap Siblings⭐️ Shark is the only man Eve trusts completely, at least in a very long time. It’s because despite his obvious gruff nature he’s never done anything to hint that he’d betray her.⭐️ Eve loves borrowing his hoodies, and then pretending she doesn’t know what he’s talking about despite very clearly wearing it over her other clothes.⭐️ Unbeknownst to Shark Eve started growing an entirely new strain of flowers that more closely match his blood color.