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whys my fishtank so FUCKIN BRIGHT

IM TRYING TO SLEEP OVER HERE

#crayfish #fishblr #is this correct?#crayblr #crayposting #this stupid bastard land-shrimp mud-hick relative of a worm has taken me hostage and leaked my ssn on twitter dot com #I hate him and he should have a long and happy life and also die immediately #aquarium #fishtank #planted aquarium #kind of #aquablr #i don’t know those tags………that’s scary………..

BEHOLD, MY NEWEST SON: BLUE LOBSTER 💙

He was my neighbor's 8 y/o son's pet, and as such, he was living in.. less than ideal conditions.. (a 2.5g tank that hadn't been cleaned in far too long)... They've had him 11 months, but he's only molted 2wice and is barely 3" long, so idk what his actual age is ?? Anyway, I have an empty 20g long thats cycling, so until that's ready he'll be waiting in my 5g. I thought he'd be shy in this new environment, but he's actually been very active!! I was calling him "blue lobster" cause I didn't know his name but turns out my neighbor never really named him, and because I'm terrible at names I've taken to calling him Blue Lobster (my dad wanted to call him Daba Dee Daba Di, so that's his middle name)