seen from Maldives
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Moldova
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Maldives
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from Uruguay
seen from Spain
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Japan
🐈⬛️😂✨️
Charles stood in front of Max’s door, there was one more necessary step before knocking.
He practiced what he was going to say to the air.
“Hi, Max, oh, it's nothing, I was just passing by your house and decided to see if you'd brought home the Christmas present I gave you?”
It made him sound like a pervert.
Charles put on his sweetest smile.
“Hi Max, Charles here, I heard from a staff that you didn't accept my gift, is there something wrong? I guess maybe you don't want to take the Ferrari card home but the game......”
No, no, that's too wordy.
And imagining the cover with the three Charles being thrown in the trash made his face fall.
“Max, I'm Charles, maybe you remember me? The guy in paddock whose gift you ruthlessly rejected?”
Anger grew in his eyes.
"Damn it Max Verstappen why don’t you want my gift! You don’t like..."
Wait a minute.
Oh, okay, he gets it.
What if this is true?
Maybe Max just doesn't like his stuff,or him.
The sudden opening of the door startled both of them
Max,the homeowner who saw someone suddenly appear on his doorstep ,reacted with a puzzled, “Uh ......Charles?”
“You don't want to see my face, you hate me, you curse me for driving a tractor and disappearing from your sight forever, goodbye.” Charles said in one breath and ran off.
Max: Wait......what???
“Charles,fuck,you can't just go away.” Max shouted, thankful that his good memory was allowing him to retort one by one, “I didn't say I don’t want to see you, I didn’t hate you, I didn't curse......What was all that nonsense? ”
Charles stood away from him, staring at him.
“ I mean, would you like to come in for a cup of tea and a chat? ” he shrugged, “Or play a game with me, if you don't mind.”
“ The game I gave you? ” He sparked a glimmer of hope.
“What? No, I'm playing FIFA.”
“You did throw it.” Sad eyes.
“I didn't! I just…didn't open it because I wanted to save it, it was……After all you did not give me presents too often. ” Max was obviously blushing a little when he said it.
“Okay.” Charles accepted, he grunting, “I'll make a FIFA cover for you then, might be a bit of a hassle, considering I'm not in FIFA......”
“But you're in here, aren't you? ” Max smiled and reached out.
crackhead energy
He scream.
Spent over an hour last night trying to get this curious little one out. I have many scratches to prove this journey 😑
Don’t feed the ducks bread
Kitten and I were having a picnic under a tree by the lake, and an older dude + some lady are feeding the ducks nearby. Kitten watches them closely and then says to me, “Look, LOOK! They’re feeding the duckies BREAD!” which is a big nono for her.
“Do you want to tell them something?” I asked, but she’s too shy and polite to.
But I’m not.
So I say, “Excuse me – you know, you really aren’t supposed to feed the ducks bread.”
And then Kitten, now a little more confident, chimes in:
“It’s not good for them!”
And the guy and lady kind of look at each other and say, “But we’ve been feeding them bread for years and they love it.”
I politely start to say, “Yes but there’s very little nutritional val–” before Kitten cuts me off.
“Do you have children?” she asked them, but she didn’t even wait for them to answer:
“Do they like candy?”, she continued, “Would you feed them m&m’s and ice cream and yummy donuts all day ‘for years’ just because they like them? DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA?”
I start laughing to myself. When she gets this way she just goes off the rails. Little crazy girl. I love crazy.
The guy + lady were a little embarrassed and irritated, but we ended up making friends with them and gave them some of our birdseed we had taken with us on the picnic. And Kitten gave them the obligatory 5 minute explanation I’ve seen her give three times in the past. “You misfeed kids and they will get fat & unhealthy. But you misfeed ducks? They lose their ability to fly and they die.”
“The movie is about captain America and Vladimir Putin, who fall in love with each other.”
