#crazy pants

[fosteramity]

Did a bunch of big kid things in my handmade pants an it was so overwhelming but I’m home and so proud of myself now!! 🩵

[fredandginger64]

More crazy pants@jerrylewis-the kid

And he still had the portrait that Dean had commissioned in 1955 of him as a clown. (at least I assume that was the painting)

[db-1986]

Still think you're smart when you are really stupid? You and your silly friends suck

Well I'm still smarter then you. Your conspiracy theories are absolutely hilarious and the fact that you think I'm part of some orchestrated attack on you with multiple people on this platform is just pathetic. Have you maybe thought that maybe multiple people, independently, came to the conclusion that you are a raving loon? Of course not. Because you can't play the victim, that you so wish you were.

Jan 6th insurrection was a real thing. Trump really lost. The pandemic was real. The vaccine is real. No one is coming for your guns or your stoves. And for fuck sake! There is no globalist shadow government.

You see, the thing about people is they are loud assholes. If your conspiracy theories were real, there would be actual evidence. From time to time crazy shit does come to light, but do you know what it's always backed up with? That's right, evidence.

PS. And atleast I don't have you living rent free in my head, unlike you, with your constant asks and comments. Honestly, after I post this, I will once again forget about your existence until the next time I stumble across your stupidity. Because unlike what you think is real, I don't really care about your bullshit. At this point it's amusing, but not worth seeking out. I have zero respect for your inability to provide evidence and so for the most part, ignore you. But I've said this before, if someone sends me a message or an ask, I'll answer.

[thefugitivesaint]

Brian Froud, 'The Magician', ''Realms of Fantasy'', Vol. 1 #1, 1994. Source

[suchagallabitch]

“Hey” Lip suddenly said, catching Fiona by surprise.. She lifted her head that was previously resting against the mucked wall to see Ian standing in the doorway. “Thought you were headin’ out?”

Ian simply sighed, pressing his weight to the fragile door frame. “Was. But then I made the stupid mistake of takin a piss. Next thing I know Mickey and Ruby are both passed the fuck out in our old room” He gave a sigh looking down at his clunky watch. “Figure I got about twenty minutes before Mickey, the baby or both of em wake up. Care if I join ya?

Fiona patted the empty spot of what used to be her old bed. “Join the party little bro”

OR

Fiona’s back in town for the holidays and her, Lip and Ian have a conversation like old times.

[Read the rest on AO3!]

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This is a little bit of a jumbled mess but honestly at this point so am [tags for some context maybe] I therefore I will allow it. This is completely based off of the scene in 7x06 bc its a work of art and I love casual sibling bonding. maybe I’m the mumble core queen tbh. ok thats all

[sunalsolove]

I spent my morning running down something totally crazy pants. Super bananas. 

On 4/2/19 the self-published m/m romance I Howl for You by Payton Hawkins was released. With the tag line on the cover of “A Romance Like No Other”. 

This is a big, fat lie, because it’s a blatant rip-off of Twilight. Not just in tone, but occasionally word for word. Yes, this person thought they could plagiarize Twilight and nobody would notice. Spoiler, people noticed. 

It was de-listed from Amazon after people pointed out that it was plagiarized. 

Here’s were it get nuts. (In case that wasn’t enough) 

This story was initially posted on wattpad as Chasing Kasper. It was a paid book there, I believe. The author sounds looney toons. They changed their username despite being fairly “well-known” for wattpad, and then deleted all their works. Which included SPN fanfic. Which means that when Kasper is shortened to Kas in this fic story...we all know what this is. Badly written fanfic with a shoddy job of filing off the serial numbers. *face palm*

As a side note, I Howl for You is omegaverse. It doesn’t say this in the blurb (It does mention an Alpha, but with shifters that could simply mean pack leader). I don’t know about you, but omegaverse is NOT something I randomly want to stumble into. I suppose it does make more sense why Kasper keeps referring to himself with (plagiarized) Bella Swan descriptions. 

They were the kind of fanfic author to demand reviews before posting updates. 

There’s a lot of that kind of thing. SIGH. 

There are a few positive reviews for the book on goodreads (x) but for the most part I’m inclined to believe the unsolicited ones. (i.e. “ The Flow of this story was off...and the writing was not executed well. The author had to mention each and every action that the protagonist did. Eventually it was like just reading words and not an actual story. If it wasnt for the blurb i wouldn't know where this was going for the first 7 chapters. (rest here) from reviewer Nikki on goodreads) 

The moral of the story is: wattpad is not the rest of the world and what is borderline forgivable in fic (i.e. lifting some from Twilight) is not at all when you publish. 

This book went right into the rubbish bin where it belongs. 

[you-exist-in-words]

I don’t know if I’m doing this

to lose control

or find it

-spiralling 

[eltonandbernie]