#loons

[earhartsease]

artist: Vasil Woodland

[hudconfansblog]

Connor Storrie has a message for all the men who come up to him and pretend they haven't seen Heated Rivalry: "You love me, and you’ve seen all of me. That’s okay." 😂

[vinceaddams]

Edit: I have not seen Nosferatu, and the comments assuming that's what this post is about are getting fucking obnoxious. As are many of the additions very rudely pointing out the fact that the actual range is *slightly* bigger and includes parts of Europe, so they could potentially be in the setting of the film I haven't seen and wasn't talking about. And talking as if I'm somehow to blame for someone else's map being incomplete on a meme I made in a few minutes that ended up getting tons more notes than usual. You can correct people while being polite about it.

This post is about Poirot. Quite a few episodes set in various locations, but especially Death on the Nile because that's the one I've watched most recently, and no matter whose map you look at there are no loons in Egypt.

Edit #2: There, I updated the map, are you assholes happy now? Still no loons in Egypt, nor anywhere near the city of Brussels. I will concede that there are some in the UK that I did not know about, but you probably wouldn't hear them in a city, and in any case the point still stands that TONS of productions use loon sounds no matter where they're set. Look at the map in this Vox video that someone linked in the comments of this post. They're all over the place!

Settings on every continent except Antarctica, and that's just the instances this one person found!

Perhaps it would be more accurate for me to say this post was inspired by Poirot but is about lots and lots of different movies and shows, because if I'd only ever heard one stray loon sound in one film then I wouldn't have made it.

Also, I shouldn't think it needs to be said, but I am not doing a serious media criticism here - just poking a bit of fun.

[potatomode]

Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission

[lelliefant]

Oh, so now we’re only going to have 2,300 armed, lawless, masked goons terrorizing our state, instead of 3,000. Yeah, that’s taking a “softer tone”, Donald.

I guess the crisis is over because you sent your little Nazi captain away to a comfortable retirement. You just replaced him with the border czar—the one who thought up putting kids in cages. I’m sure he’ll be much quieter as he tears our cities apart.

Don’t believe the hype; it’s a sequel.

You think we don’t see you buying up warehouses, so you can make them into dystopian prisons for your scapegoats and dissidents?

The rest of the world might lose interest, Donald, but we still live here. We still see what you’re doing. We still see the lives you’ve taken and the families you’re destroying.

My neighbor, Max is still imprisoned in a cell in New Mexico, while his kids are still afraid to leave the house.

We see you, Donald. Seizing voter ballots in Georgia, so you can lie about elections being stolen. We see what you’re doing, laying the groundwork to take our votes away in November.

You do truly dreadful things, and your preposterous cover is always the same predictable, pathetic lie: “It wasn’t me. It was them!” The other team. The nasty, loud women like Renee and the vicious assassins like Alex. It’s the brown people. It’s immigrants. It’s the Clintons. It’s anyone but you.

You may have your MAGA worshippers brainwashed, and the general public may get bored, but some of us are still watching. We live here and we see you, Donald Trump, you disgusting, disintegrating mass of bodily fluids seeping from an orange, wrinkled bag of diseased skin. Minnesota sees you, and you are loathsome.

[death-of-seasons]

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[shithowdy]

if i see a majestic animal it is my sacred duty to photograph it in the least flattering circumstances possible

[c-rberus]

the salmon runs, the loon rests