#crazycooler

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Things got weird last night.

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The cooler took a spin on the inversion table and shared this nugget of health wisdom: "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

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Due to his model being originally date to the 1970's, the cooler CEO still follows a behavior pattern reminiscent of that decade. This undercover photo captures him inappropriately contacting a younger cooling device.

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Here the dark overlord of chilled beverages and portable food items inflicts a physical rebuke upon his new executive assistant.

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You just can't reason with acrylonitrile butadiene styrene.

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It's strange hearing, "You need to wash your hands before you eat that," from someone who hasn't showered in two years.